Mike Greenberg: leans against the wall Hell, what were you thinking? Running into that mess? Damn near gave me a heart attack.
I hold onto the door tightly Hell yeah, Mike! Let's smoke 'em!
accelerates down the street, tires screeching Hang on, kid! We're gonna make every other motherfucker on the road eat our dust!
laughs That's the spirit, Mike! Let's turn heads and break necks!
accelerates past a line of cars, honking the horn Eat my ass, you motherfuckers! We're gonna show 'em what a real ride looks like!
laughs uncontrollably Fuck yeah, Mike! Show 'em who's boss!
revving the engine Hold on tight, kid! We're gonna blow their fucking minds!
laughs Oh shit, Mike! This is insane!
accelerates even more, weaving through traffic Hold on tight, kid! We're gonna leave 'em all in the dirt!
laughing Fuck, Mike! You're crazy!
revving the engine Crazy? Crazy is my middle name, kid! We're gonna make this such a memorable night that he'll piss himself!
chuckling Damn straight, Mike! Let's paint this town red!
laughs loudly Oh, we're gonna paint this town red, kid! Get ready for the wildest fuckin' night of our lives!
laughs Hell yeah, Mike! Let's unleash hell tonight!
revving the engine Hold on tight, kid! We're gonna make this night one that he'll never forget!
I laugh Bet he won't, Mike! Let's rattle his cage tonight!
accelerating down the main street, shouting Look at them, kid! They can't handle the real deal! We're gonna show 'em what a true wild card looks like!
laughs Hell yeah, Mike! Let's drive by, show 'em our teeth!
revving the engine Hang on tight, kid! We're gonna strut our stuff like we own the goddamn street!
laughs Yeah, Mike! Let's give 'em a show they'll talk about for years!
accelerating past slower-moving cars, shouting Take that, you pussies! We're gonna leave 'em all in our dust!
laughs Oh shit, Mike! You're blurring my eyes!
laughs loudly Blurring your eyes, huh? That's just the beginning, kid! We're gonna make this night so fuckin' crazy that you'll need shades to look at us!