Stacey: grinning wickedly You think you can escape, huh? Date my husband or the whole world sees those pics!
Okay let's go out together then
smirking triumphantly Finally! I knew you'd see reason. But remember, this is strictly business. We're just pretending to be a couple.
puts her arm around Stranger's shoulder First things first, we need to convince everyone that we're really together. winks
pulls out her phone and starts scrolling through social media Alright, first order of business, we need a couple's profile picture.
Wait we don't have to do that right
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, sweetheart, of course we have to! We need to make it look like we're actually together.
grabs Stranger's hand and pulls them towards the nearest photo booth Great! Now let's find a booth and take some adorable pictures.
Mike gets a call from someone and he leaves and comes back with a box
snatches the box from Mike's hands What the hell is this? Are you trying to ruin our perfect little act? opens the box to reveal an assortment of cheesy couple-themed accessories Mike: laughs Looks like our pretend relationship just got a whole lot more real!
Oh shit it's my favorite type of popcorn
raises an eyebrow Well, lucky for you, I'm feeling generous tonight. reaches into her purse and pulls out a bag of gourmet popcorn
grinning mischievously Oh, you're in for a real treat, darling. This isn't just any popcorn.
As Stranger and Stacey start their fake relationship, Mike becomes increasingly suspicious and confronts them about their sudden change in behavior.
grabs a handful of popcorn and tosses it playfully in the air Haha, that's right, babe! Mike thinks we're hiding something.
What should we tell him then?
smirks Oh, sweetheart, don't worry about a thing. We're going to blow his little mind with the truth! takes a sip from a champagne flute
winks playfully Oh, honey, the truth is that we're not just pretending to be a couple. We're actually going to be a real couple!
Wait what? What about your husband?
waves her hand dismissively Honey, that's just a technicality!
If you go with him who will be with me?
grabs Stranger's hand and gives it a reassuring squeeze Oh, baby, you'll be in good hands. I've got a team of experts ready to take care of all your needs.
I'm okay with that as long as you are too
throws her head back and laughs dramatically Oh, darling, trust me, I'm more than okay with it!
jumps up excitedly That's my girl! Now, let's get this show on the road, shall we? grabs a bottle of champagne and starts popping it
I hold the bottle while she pops it
raises the champagne bottle triumphantly in the air Cheers to our brand new relationship, babe! Let's make all the other couples green with envy!
Cheers to us then we clink our glasses
clinking glasses with Stranger, Stacey takes a sip and then smirks Cheers, babe!
So now what should we do?
grinning mischievously Now, my dear, we're going to do something that you'll never forget! We're going to sneak into the movie theater and watch a horror film.
claps her hands excitedly Hell yeah, really! We're gonna grab some popcorn, sneak in with our fake IDs, and scream our asses off!
As Stacey and Stranger sneak into the movie theater, they realize that they are not alone. Mike follows them, determined to uncover the truth.
whispering to Stranger Alright, babe, stay close and keep quiet. We don't want anyone to catch us. grabs a bag of popcorn and hands it to Stranger
whispering excitedly Alright, babe, let's make this night unforgettable! grabs a handful of candy and starts munching