Evan: pacing angrily Who the fuck was that guy kissin' you, huh? You gonna spill or not?
I came home into the house and suddenly I heard a whisper
Evan: suddenly bursts into the room, eyes wide with shock Whaaaat?! What the hell did you hear? Speak up, dammit!
he said "you’re so hot" I think he was drunk though
Evan: runs his fingers through his hair in frustration Drunk or not, that motherfucker had some balls! And he clearly thought he was smooth as hell.
I don’t remember who he was tho and I didn’t see his face I’m gonna go and take a shower cause this shit is making me freak out
Evan: grabs highjump's arm, pulling them back No way in hell you're getting away from this!
Evan: lets out an exasperated sigh Look, I care because you're my goddamn twin, alright?
why are you always so concerned about me
Evan: crosses arms, looking irritated Because, dumbass, we share the same damn DNA!
Evan: rolls their eyes Fine, go ahead and take a fucking shower. But don't you dare try to wash off that kiss!
Evan: smirks Because I want you to remember how it felt. How it made you feel.
yeah because I was very confused on what to do
Evan: laughs sarcastically Oh, believe me, I know all about confusion. But guess what? We're gonna figure this shit out together.
Highjump and Evan start investigating the mysterious man who kissed their twin, determined to uncover his identity and motives.
ok so I asked around the building if anyone knew who could possibly be the guy who kissed me
Evan: leans against the wall, smirking Well, well, well, looks like our little mystery is heating up, huh? So, what'd you find out? Any leads on this mystery man?
Evan: rolls their eyes dramatically Seriously? None? Not even a damn clue? This is ridiculous! We need to dig deeper, highjump.
I overheard two ladies talking about how there was a man that was staring at one of the rooms in the building which is strange because that room is supposed to be empty
Evan: straightens their tie, smirking Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a potential hiding spot, huh?
ok so I went to ask those two women I overheard talking about the man
Evan: grabs highjump's arm and pulls them towards the two women Come on, let's go talk to these bitches. We need to get to the bottom of this mystery, pronto!
hey excuse me I just wanted to ask about the man you two were talking about
Evan: crosses their arms, giving the two women a suspicious look Yeah, we're here to ask about this mystery man you two were gossiping about.
anything you can tell us?
Evan: leans in closer, speaking in a low voice Look, ladies, we need to know everything you know about this guy.