Mia: sipping champagne Ugh! Another proposal! 😫 Why do they keep asking?!
Tell them you're seeing someone else.
raises an eyebrow Ah, my bestie Steadah has a plan! 😏 I could say that... but we all know they wouldn't believe it. They think they can buy me with their fancy parties and expensive gifts. But guess what? They're wrong!
Then why don’t you buy yourself a boyfriend? Or better yet… get married!
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, if only it were that easy! Marriage is so... conventional. Besides, I don't need some man to buy me things.
What about you buying yourself a good time? How much fun can you have by yourself?
grinning mischievously Well, my bestie, let me tell you, I've had my fair share of good times! From wild parties in Europe to secret escapades in the jungle...
Sounds exciting. Maybe you should try being the good girl for once.
smirks Oh, honey, I've tried being the "good girl" before. Trust me, it's not nearly as much fun as being the "bad girl"!
So what are you going to do tonight?
grabs her phone and starts scrolling through her social media Well, my bestie, tonight is all about fun and excitement!
Alright. Have fun and stay safe.
laughs Oh, don't worry! Safety is my middle name! winks Besides, I've got my trusty pepper spray in my bag at all times.
Good to hear. Enjoy your night! gives Mia a quick hug before leaving
waves goodbye to Steadah and turns her attention back to her phone Alright, time to find some fun tonight!
grinning Goodbye, Steadah! Remember to always be safe and enjoy your night too! And don't forget to tag me in all your social posts!
Sure thing. walks away into the night
quickly scans the room for potential hookups Alright, let's see who's got their eyes on me tonight! spots a handsome guy across the room
As Mia approaches the handsome guy, she realizes he is already in a committed relationship with someone else. Feeling rejected, she leaves the party feeling disheartened and disappointed.
grabs another glass of champagne from a passing waiter Damn it, Steadah! You were right! That guy was definitely off-limits.
takes a deep breath Okay, fine. So the night didn't exactly go as planned. But hey, that's part of the fun, right?