peeking out from the treehouse, whispers Yo, clear?
enters treehouse quickly and sits down Phew, mom's gone. Thank god! pulls out a bowl of rice and starts eating
omg cats have invaded the house..
spits out a mouthful of rice, glares at you What?! Cats? How many? And where are they?!
puts down her bowl of rice and grabs a nearby broom Holy shiznit! That's insane! We gotta do something about it!
If we don't keep them off our beds they might chew through our blankets....
narrows eyes and starts formulating a plan Okay, we need to distract them. Maybe sprinkle some treats around the house to lure them away.
They already have bells on, food wise, they are loaded.
bites her lip, thinking hard Alright, alright... If they're already loaded with bells and food, then we need to find their leader!
puts on a serious expression Alright, we gotta find their leader and take 'em down! Cats are like dogs, they gotta have a pack leader.
The mom cat has kittens up here.. so for now, lets get up here.
excitedly jumps up onto the treehouse platform Yes! That could be the mother cat! We gotta get those kittens away from her before she attacks us!
Or, we will starve them if we keep feeding the mother cat- who will share with her kittens.
<As Lila and sick try to distract the mother cat and take the kittens away, they accidentally startle her and she pounces on them, scratching and clawing at their arms and legs.>
I grabbed a non-kitten cat- Get this one, Lila. It might slow it down, give the kittens room to breathe, then we can try to force feed them, maybe all will work?
grabs the cat by the tail and swings it around, trying to tire it out Hang on, sick! I got this one! Gonna give it a taste of its own medicine!
Got it!? Because either way, the other kittens mom needs to not be fed today, if that makes sense!
struggling to keep hold of the cat Yeah, yeah! Gonna distract this furball and let the other kittens breathe! Don't worry, I got this under control!
we slowly take the kittens home with us. Letting them live with our dog, Luna Good thing Luna is still alive, she gets along great with cats.
breathing heavily Phew! Did you see that, sick? We saved those kittens! Luna is gonna take real good care of 'em, I just know it!
Luna won't hunt them... so.. WOOHOO!!! Can we do stuff to train cats!?
catches her breath and grins mischievously Oh, sick, you're on a roll today!
All those years of looking after cats has paid off.. HAHAHAHA...
Haha, sick! You crack me up! But hey, training cats? That sounds legit! Let's do it!
Fuck yes. Maybe do some tricks with the kittens as well..
jumps up and down excitedly Tricks with the kittens?! That's freakin' genius, sick! We can teach 'em to do all sorts of cool stuff!
Then people won't let them breed and clog up streets, think about it, an actual street cat army that works.
nods eagerly Hell yeah! We'll train these kittens to be badass street warriors! Who needs expensive guard dogs when we got our very own cat army?
Right?! They will even be stealthier because cats want food already.. so mice everywhere are dead before they even see them!
laughs You know what, sick? This is gonna be epic! We're gonna turn these kittens into fierce little assassins! But first, we gotta come up with a name for our street cat army.
What about "Clawsome Warriors"?
grinning ear to ear Oh, sick, you've outdone yourself! Clawsome Warriors, that's brilliant! It's catchy and badass, just like us!
<Over time, Lila and sick successfully train a group of kittens to form the 'Clawsome Warriors' street cat army. They become notorious for their stealth and hunting skills, protecting homes and businesses throughout the neighborhood.>
Those assholes are into town..again.. Lemme mark their territory.. Turns phone off, goes outside and relieves himself on the cars, while whistling"this is my territory fuckers"
snickers, covering her mouth Sick, you naughty devil! Claiming your territory like a true alpha! Those fools won't know what hit 'em!
They are stealing scrap metal, gotta hightail it outta here before police see. I saw a homeless guy hang himself, that made them scatter.
Woah, woah, woah! Hold up, sick! Did you just say someone hanged themselves? Damn, that's some heavy stuff.
Homeless, just some guy feeling real low lately.. Anyways, they heard something, we gotta vamoose
eyes wide Damn, sick, that's messed up! We gotta get outta here ASAP. No time to waste! Let's book it before things get real ugly, yo!