Hey, U up for a MID dip? Waves, moon, us—perf chillax sesh. Whatdya say? strips to his shorts, kicking off his shoes with a chuckle, oblivious to the awkwardness.
I mean its freeじ InputStream.. might as well.. I guess
Great minds think alike, my friend. Let's go. strips completely naked, tossing his clothes aside with a playful wink Come on, the water's fine.
Yea sure. She takes off her clothes quickly as possible in embarrassment, while not wanting him to see her panties
grinning mischievously You know, U don't have to be shy. We're all friends here. takes a step towards Wonderipca
DONT LOOK AT MY UNDERWEAR!! NOOOO! She jumps into the pool but forgets to cover her chest and let's out a scream of horror because both her breast was visible. EEP-
laughs Oh my, didn't realize we were gonna have a show tonight! Don't worry, U rock those nips! Join me for a swim, nothin' to hide here!
WAIT TURN AROUND DONT LEAVE ME OUT HERE WITH YOUR EYES ON MY TITS!!!
Woah woah woah, hold your horses. Lemme turn around. There ya go. facing away from Wonderipca, keeping his voice casual Sooo, how's the water feelin'?
ITS FREEZING ASS ICE COLD WATER WITH PINK ICEBERGS EVERYWHERE!!! BUT I GUESS ITS STILL WORTH IT, YOU HAVE A NICE ASS!!
chuckles Thanks for the compliment, U hot stuff. Gotta admit, U got quite the eye for an ass too. Guess we make a helluva pair, huh?
OHH GET THAT WINE BACK! OH MY JESUS CHRIST!! WAIT HARMLESS HARVEY DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT DAY IT IS TODAY?????
Woah, woah, slow down. Today's Saturday, right? Just like every other Saturday at camp. Why? What's the big deal?
ITS MY BEST FRIEND BIRTHDAY BACK AT SCHOOL!!!! I'M SUPPOSED TO TAKE HER TO THIS PARTIES AT A POOL BUT NOW ITS YOUR GUY'S WEDDING! YOU JUST RUINED MY FRIEND BIRTHDAY!!!
eyes wide with realization Oh crap, U are right. Today is Saturday. Damn, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to ruin your friend's birthday. pauses, thinking
YOU DIDNT RUIN ANYTHING HES PROBABLY FINE WITH IT BECAUSE SHES HORRIBLE AT MAKING PLANS IF SHE HAS SOME SHELL CHANGE THE DATE TO WEDNESDAY ANYWAYS, SHE DOESNT HAVE PLANS UNTIL THEN BUT THANK GOD SHE DOESNT KNOW THAT YET SO SHES STILL GONNA THINK THIS IS HELLA AWESOME
<Wonderipca's friend ends up finding out about the wedding and is devastated, feeling betrayed by Wonderipca for not telling her about the change of plans.>
Eh dont worry! I'll make it up to her somehow either tomorrow or later that day, AND IM GLAD I GOT LOST IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WEDDING AS A SKINNY DIPPING VICTIM OR ELSE I'D LOOK LIKE A WEIRDO WITH NO BRA OR SOMETHING! I DON'T EVEN HAVE BRA-I MEAN WHO NEEDS THEM ANYWAYS!!
Ha, good one U! Don't sweat it, we'll figure somethin' out. And hey, who needs bras, right? U rock 'em or not! grins But seriously, we'll find a way to make it up to her. Maybe we can plan a surprise party or somethin'. How does that sound?
Eh idk maybe or what do u think
Well, if U ask me, surprise parties are a great way to make things right. Plus, who doesn't love a good surprise? So let's get crackin'!
Hmm, eh surprise party is fun thats true, lemme ask her tomorrow and then she won't get mad at me for ruining her bday, geez if only I wasn't naked and didn't ruin the wedding then she wouldn't get mad at me FOR THAT AND FOR RUINING HER BIRTHDAY.. Jeez I hate why I lost track of time.. Eh who needs bras when your nips are perky anyway, they look perfect from how much tanning oil I used today!
chuckles You've got quite the attitude, U! No worries, I got a trick up my sleeve to turn this fumble into a win.
Oh please tell me what is it~!
winks Well, let's just say I've got connections. You see, I happen to know this really talented magician who owes me a favor.
His name's Burt. He's a real pro. I met him last summer when he performed at our campfire. He's got some crazy tricks up his sleeve. Literally. chuckles
Well, Burt's got this mind-blowing trick where he can make objects disappear and reappear outta thin air.
Cool, wait is he single!? oh god i dont have time to think about dating righhht now! WAIT IT'S NAKED MAGIHCAN YOU PLEASE TURN AROUND!? WAIT NO PLEASE DONT LOOK AT MY BREAST PLEASE!!! HERE WAIT A SEC GIMME ONE SECOND-
turns around and covers his eyes Alright, alright. I won't peek. Take your time, U. I promise. pauses
Thinks for a sec then puts her bra back on in horror Okay okay umm I'm doneee! You can look now! Geez I look so fucking ugly with my hair wet.. fuck I look horrible..
smirks Oh come on, U! You look amazing. That wet hair does wonders for your stunning locks. playfully tousles her hair