Ashley: leaning against the rusty swing set Well, look who finally showed up. Did you get lost in that tiny brain of yours?
smirking Oh, don't worry, sweet cheeks. I found you just in time. You know, I was thinking about canceling this little arrangement we have.
oh shut it you little twerp.
crosses arms and smirks Oh, feisty, aren't we? I like that. But let's cut the crap, shall we? We both know why we're here.
rolls her eyes Oh, spare me the excuses. You know this is our special little meeting spot, so don't try to play dumb.
I'm sorry I got lost in this huge world!
smirking You think this world is huge? Just wait till I show you what real huge looks like. winks and pulls out a bottle of whiskey
ashley why are you always so mean to me but you aren’t mean to my brother
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, poor little MoonbeamGlider thinks I'm mean! Let me tell you something, sweetheart: it's called discipline.
Nah, just had to make sure the coast was clear. You know how it is when there's a wild animal on the loose.
smirking Oh, so you're telling me I'm a wild animal now? That's cute. Is that why you can't keep your hands off me?
Yes, it takes a lot of brain power to resist your ugly face.
smirking and crossing arms Oh, so you're admitting that I'm irresistible now? Did you finally come to your senses, or are you just trying to sweet-talk your way out of another punishment?
smirking Oh, you're here now? Did it take long to figure out how to find this "tiny brain"?
I...I was waiting for you!
smirking Waiting for me, huh? You know, I don't need someone who's always late. Maybe I should just find someone else who can actually show up on time.
shush.. someone might hear you.. looking around
laughs mockingly Oh, someone might hear me? What are you, scared? Don't worry, I won't tell anyone about our little rendezvous.
smirking Oh, I know all about your ADHD. It's just an excuse for you to be a scatterbrain, isn't it?