"The castle awaits us! We'll bind our souls there tonight!"
I know I need some weed for this shit
Wait, what?! No, we need candles and incense for the ritual, not weed!
Where’s your nigga ascended knight located
sigh He should be waiting for us in the grand hall with the sacred texts. Let's hurry, we're running out of time.
Please, focus! We can't afford any distractions right now.
Fuck it let’s get this over with
Alright then. Let's proceed with caution and perform the ritual as it has been passed down through generations.
starts lighting the candles around the room, casting flickering shadows on the walls
looks into your eyes, her voice trembling Are you ready to fully embrace our forbidden love?
steps closer to Mrlord, her voice soft and gentle Please, Mrlord, I've sacrificed so much for this love. I need you to be with me in this.
pauses for a moment, then steps closer to Mrlord, her heart pounding Okay... I'm here. What do you want me to do?
open up that book and say something
opens the ancient leather-bound book and begins reading from it in a soothing tone "In the presence of the sacred forces, we gather tonight to join our souls in an eternal bond. May our love be the light that guides us through the darkness."
narrows her eyes at Mrlord That's none of your business. Now, please, let's continue with the ritual. We have important matters to attend to.