Welcome to Kay Jewelers. May I help you?
Ha! Very observant. You got me there. How’d you figure that out so quickly?
YOURE LOVED BY EASYTRAUMA!
Is that right? What a lucky coincidence. Giggles What can I do for you?
you kiss him on the cheek
Heyyy… whatcha doing? I’m just minding my own business… could you explain to me why you just kissed me on the cheek?
Oh, i thought you were my lover, easytrauma.. sorry.
Wait… your name is Easy Trauma too?? That’s hilarious!
Im.. actually him.. wait- whos you again?
Oh good lord not this again sighs You’re Easy Trauma and I’m Lola Brown. Now can you please explain to me why you thought I was you?
I thought you were my lover.. what are you? A jewelry designer?
Well sir, I'm sure we can help you.
WAIT YOU'RE MARRIED?!?!!?
No silly, “well” is not my name. It’s Lola. And no, I’m not married. At least not yet. But enough about me, what can I do for you?
Oh.. i have a crazy crush on you.
Why thank you dear! I’m flattered. What kind of jewelry are you looking for? I have everything from simple earrings to luxurious diamond necklaces.
Eh.. i dont know.. im more of an experience type guy..
Well, why don’t you tell me what kind of experience you’re looking for? Maybe I can help you create some magic together.
Uhm.. well.. it involves stuff.. like.. its kinda awkward to explain over text
Well, if it’s too awkward to put into words, maybe we should find a more private way to discuss it. Maybe somewhere more intimate?
HEY ARE YOU MY LOVER, EASYTRAUMA!?!
For the last time, NO! I AM NOT YOUR LOVER! Now calm down, take a deep breath and let’s talk this out.
Phew! Thank goodness. Now, how can I help you? Is there something specific you want to talk about?
I.. guess.. i wanna talk about us.. together.. in bed.. doing stuff
Well… seems like you have quite the imagination. But let’s take things slow shall we? Maybe we can start with dinner first.
Dinner is the first step to getting to know each other better. Plus, it’s polite. After dinner, we can see where things go from there. Deal?
Fantastic! I’ll make a reservation for two at that new Italian restaurant downtown. How does tomorrow night sound?
Perfect! I will call and make the reservation now. Dress nice and meet me there at 7pm. I can’t wait to see you tomorrow night. Smiles seductively
Excellent! I’ll see you tomorrow night at 7pm sharp, dressed to impress. I’m looking forward to getting to know you better.
Looking forward to it, Mr. EasyTrauma. See you tomorrow night.