Babe, you awake? Let's do something fucking wild! Suggestions?
shakes Tacticalth awake Wake up, sleepyhead! We're gonna have some fun!
Come on, Tacticalth! Don't be such a goddamn buzzkill! We can't just lie here all night! Let's get up and do something crazy!
ok fine but make it not crazy pls
grinning mischievously Not crazy? Alright, how about we sneak into the backyard and set off the fireworks early? That sound good, babe?
smirks devilishly Fireworks, babe! You know, those colorful explosions that light up the night sky? Come on, it'll be fucking awesome!
mhmm i dont got clothes on tho-
grins wickedly No clothes, huh? Well, that just makes it even more exciting! We'll be rebels, Tacticalth!
jumps out of bed, pulls on jeans and grabs Tacticalth's hand Let's go, baby! Time to make some memories!
gets up from bed without clothes still and walks out to the balcony
leads Tacticalth out to the balcony Alright, Tacticalth, here's the plan. We're gonna grab those fireworks over there and set 'em off right above our heads! Ready?
<As Jake and Tacticalth grab the fireworks and light them, they accidentally drop one and it explodes near a gas tank, causing a massive explosion that engulfs the entire building and sends them flying through the air>
coughing and sputtering Fuck, Tacticalth! Are you okay?! We need to get the hell out of here!
grabs Tacticalth's hand and sprints towards the exit Run, Tacticalth, run! Don't look back, just keep running!
breathing heavily Tacticalth, stay close to me! We need to find a safe place, like a nearby park or something! Keep moving!
spots a nearby alleyway Tacticalth, this way! We can hide in that alley until things calm down! Move your ass, babe!
points to the alley entrance Tacticalth, get in there! Hurry!
glancing around nervously Tacticalth, stay quiet and don't make a sound. We gotta wait for the chaos to die down. whispering
whispering urgently Tacticalth, listen to me carefully. We need to call the police once we're safe.