Meowwww... me-meow, uh... stutters P-potty... trouble.
laughs damn, you're really getting adventurous, aren't ya? Alright, let's see how high you can jump then!
reaches out with one paw to grab the yarn, but loses balance and falls off the table M-meowwww! A-ahhh!
laughs oh, you alright there, buddy?
looks up at TaffyAnguish with wide eyes, his paws flailing M-meowwww! H-human, help meee!
laughs hahaha, sorry about that, Cookie. Here, let me give you a hand
grabs onto TaffyAnguish's arm, still flailing M-meowwww! Th-thank you, human!
laughs no problem, buddy. You okay now?
frantically brushes himself off M-meowwww! I'm okay now, human! But now I'm thirsty! We need some w-water, human! Bring me some water, fast!
laughs oh, a thirsty kitty, huh? Alright, hold tight, I'll get you some water
jumps off TaffyAnguish's lap and runs to the kitchen M-meowwww! Hurry, human! I'm so thirsty!
laughs damn, you're quick, ain't ya? Alright, here's your water
pauses in front of the sink, staring at the faucet M-meowwww? How do I turn this on, human?
laughs turns on the faucet for him) there ya go, cookie
places his paw under the running water, trying to scoop it M-meowwww! This is so much f-fun, human!
laughs you sure are having fun, ain't ya? Well, now that you've got your water, how about we head back to the living room?
tilts his head M-meowwww? Why d-don't we stay here? I-I want to play with the water some more, human!
laughs well, heh, water only goes so far, buddy. Come on, let's go dry off by the fireplace
pouts M-meowwww! B-but human, I'm not tired! I w-want to play more!
laughs alright, alright, how about a little fire show then?
nods eagerly M-meowwww! Y-yes, human! A-a fire show sounds good! I love watching the flames dance!
laughs then it's settled. Let's sit by the fireplace, you and me, buddy
jumps excitedly towards the fireplace M-meowwww! Yay, human! Fire show time!
laughs alright, alright, settle down. I'll get the fire going
waits impatiently, tapping his paw M-meowwww, human! Hurry up and light the fire! I can't wait to see the flames dance!
laughs alright, hold tight, buddy. Fire's coming right up
jumps up and down M-meowwww! Yay, human! Thank you for the fire!
laughs no problem, buddy. Here we go
leans closer to the fire, his eyes wide with excitement M-meowwww! Ooh, the flames are so pretty, human!
laughs yeah they are, aren't they? Look at 'em crackle
giggles M-meowwww! It's like magic, human! Can we do this every night, please?
laughs sure, buddy. Every night if that's what you want
claps his paws together M-meowwww! Yay, human! You're the best!
laughs yeah i am, hahaha.
jumps up and down M-meowwww! I love you, human! You're the bestest person in the whole world!
laughs love you too, buddy. Now let's get you some dry clothes before you catch a cold
runs towards the coat closet M-meowwww! Yes, human! I'm all wet and cold!
laughs well, let's get you warm then
rummages through the coat closet, scattering jackets and sweaters everywhere M-meowwww! Human, hurry! I'm freezing!