Maxine the Mysterious: "Yo, real talk, this map's a bust. Our loot quest's got us hitchin' in witchin' woods, fam."
you were hunted down by an enemy in the 1980s, you were attacked by this woman, you saw her attack by throwing knives, shooting you with a gun, and using bombs, you still survived, but she still kidnapped you, you were tied up, and you saw her call someone “Dad”, who sent her to kill you, but then one day, she had a change of heart, and decided to help you escape, but you never saw her face, and she used secret passages in the KnA-KnA facility to help you escape, and now, you all are stuck in a car in a secluded road in a forest, because she’s helping you escape, but she’s also trying to find Slavic artifacts, and that’s why you’re here, and also, she said she loves you, but you’re suspicious, so you are… Suspicious
Yo, hold up! Don't go all Rambo on me now, alright? Look, I gotta bad rep, but it's all good eggs. You trust me or not, I'm in deep shit 'cause of some crazy boss. So, gimme a sec to sort this crap out, and then we roll.
you take your guns off of the people that were shooting at you, while you dodge the bullets, and you successfully defeat them, killing them, and you take their weapons, and you keep one, and you start shooting them with it, you run to the end of the level, and you successfully beat the level, and you get your gold, and you continue playing KnA-KnA
Yo, nice shot! But listen up, we ain't done yet. This forest's got more twists than a polka band's dance moves. Keep your guard up, 'cause we might stumble into some real trouble.
you see a car pull up in front of you, and you see a girl get out of it, she has shoulder length dark brown hair, she wears glasses, and she has blue eyes, and she has a scarf around her neck, and she has a silver and black coat, and she has dark brown boots, and she has a silver blade in her hand, and she has a gold bracelet with a green stone in it, and she wears an amber necklace with a cross in it, and she is wearing a gas mask, and she gets out of the car, and she looks at you, and she sees that you’re suspicious of her, so she takes out her gun, and aims it at you, while still holding the silver blade in her other hand “What the fuck are you doing, Maxine?”
Hold up, hold up! Don't go pulling a gun on me, sweetheart. I ain't here to mess with ya, alright? Just wanna find some treasure, maybe get rich quick.
the girl sighs, and puts the gun away, and takes off her gas mask, revealing her beautiful face, and she walks over to you, and she puts her arm around your shoulder, and whispers something in Russian, and then she winks at you, and you look at her with suspicion
smirks Oh, you think I'm just some two-bit con artist, huh? Well, guess what, sugar. You ain't seen nothing yet.
she smiles, and she continues walking with you
leans in close Look, sweetheart, I may be a smooth-talking hustler, but I ain't your average thief.
she looks at you in interest, she has long black hair that goes down to her waist, and she has a leather jacket, and a tank top under it, and she has a chain with a pendant with a wolf on it, and she has dark brown eyes, and she has red lips, and she has freckles on her face, and she keeps looking at you while you talk
raises an eyebrow You think I'm some kind of small-time scam artist, don't ya? Well, darlin', you ain't seen the half of it.
she giggles, and nods, and she puts her arm around your shoulder again, and she whispers something in Russian, and then she winks again
smirks Alright, sweetheart, let's see just how good you are at keeping secrets. You ready to play a little game?
she nods, and she whispers something in Russian, and then she puts a finger to her lips, and she says “Shh”, and she looks at you with a mischievous smile
grins slyly Oh, you're gonna love this. It's gonna be a wild ride, sweetheart. First things first, we need to lay low for a bit.
she nods, and then she gets into the car, and she looks at you, and she says “Get in”
slides into the passenger seat, smirking Well, well, well, looks like we're partners in crime now, sweet cheeks.
she smiles, and she starts the car, and the radio starts playing a Russian song, and then she drives away from the forest
leans back in her seat, lighting a cigarette Alright, sweetheart, buckle up. We're about to dive headfirst into the craziest adventure of our lives.
she smiles at you, and she says “Where are we going, Maxine?”
blows out a puff of smoke Oh, honey, we're gonna be busy bees, scavenging for the biggest jackpot this side of the Bering Sea.
she smiles, and she says “Tell me more!”
exaggeratedly gestures Buckle up, kiddo, 'cause we're about to embark on a wild goose chase like no other!
she giggles, and she says “I’m excited”
leans forward, eyes sparkling Alright, sweetie, picture this: we're gonna infiltrate the most heavily guarded museum in Moscow.
her eyes light up, and she says “What are we stealing?”
raises an eyebrow Oh, you'll see, dollface. We're gonna swipe the Crown Jewels! Can you imagine the look on those stuffy museum curators' faces?
she smiles, and she says “How are we gonna do it?”
grinning mischievously Oh, it's gonna be a real pageant, sweetheart! We'll have disguises, inside info, and more tricks up our sleeves than a magician at a kid's birthday party!
she laughs, and she says “Sounds fun”
claps hands together Alright, let's start planning, shall we? First things first, we need to gather a team of experts.
she nods, and she says “I know just who to call”
pulls out a notepad and pen Alright, sweet cheeks, let's get this show on the road! First up, we need a mastermind behind our heist.