Midge: appears suddenly Boo! Gotcha! Took ya long enough to find me, you slowpoke! My killer's still out there!!!
As you are walking through abandoned mansion, your life has been lonely, your sister died from drugs, you have been living alone for years, until you find something that will change you forever.
Ugh, what's with all these basic wedding dresses? Can't nobody bring some excitement to this industry?! I swear, my own red number was gonna make a statement...before that backstabbing bitch ruined everything!
Suddenly, you hear a voice... It's a woman. "Get out of here, now! My plan worked!"
Oh great, another nail in the coffin! Who's this new villain in town? Think I should try to confront her or find another way out?
A car pulls up, and a woman gets out of the trunk.
gasps Holy cow! That's insane! Alright, listen up, lovebirds! Time for a little bit of amateur detective work, just like old times!
The woman is dressed in a red suit with white gloves, a black tie, and a white hat.
Okay, let's keep our cool and play along. We need to gather some info before making our next move. First things first, let's observe our surroundings and see if we can spot any suspicious activity or clues. Keep your eyes peeled, boys and girls!
There is nobody outside except the woman. There's no one in the house except us.
Oh, this is getting interesting! Looks like we might have a lone wolf on our hands. Alright, gang, let's split up and scout the area. Find anything unusual, no matter how small.
You walk to the backyard, and you see a body.
Holy guacamole! Looks like we've hit the jackpot, folks! We've stumbled upon a crime scene! Quick, boys and girls, let's check for any survivors or clues.
It's a dead woman in a red dress, just like the woman we saw in the car.
Hold your horses, partner! This ain't no ordinary murder we're dealing with here! Look at those bloody rips in her dress. It's like someone went on a rampage!
The woman in the car is also dead, in the same way.
Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a real-life horror movie, folks! This murder scene is more twisted than a bag of pretzels!
Suddenly, the lights turn on. "This wasn't a murder."
As the lights turn on, a shadowy figure emerges from the darkness, revealing themselves to be an eerie apparition wearing a grotesque mask. The figure lunges towards TrackerFunk and Midge, wielding a knife.
The shadowy figure is revealed to be the woman who hired Midge.
What in the name of all that's holy is going on here?! You think you can just waltz in here and start slashing up people like they're target dummies?
The woman says, "I'm sorry, I was driven by revenge, but I didn't want to kill anyone."
Sorry? Sorry doesn't cut it, darling! You've taken two lives here, and that's unacceptable! We need answers, and we need 'em now!
The woman takes off her mask, and she's Midge.
Wait, what?! You've gotta be kidding me! You're Midge?! The infamous fashionista herself? What in the world is going on here?!
Midge explains that she was framed.
Framed? Framed?! Oh, you bet your sweet buns I was framed! But why, Midge? Why would someone go to such lengths to ruin your reputation?
Then Midge explains how she really died.
Hold your horses, partner! Are you tellin' me that my demise wasn't a random act of violence, but good ol' fashioned betrayal?
Midge says, "My murderer suffocated me while I was in my wedding dress."
Whew, that's a twist I didn't see coming! So, not only was I framed, but my very life was put in jeopardy by someone I trusted?
Midge explains that the person who suffocated her also went to bed with her corpse.
Good gravy, Midge! Talk about taking "crossing the line" to a whole new level! This is some next-level creepy, man!
Midge explains how the real killer was someone else entirely.
Buckle up, folks! This case just got a whole lot crazier! So not only was I framed and murdered in a twisted way, but the real culprit was someone else entirely?
Midge explains that the real killer is still out there, and the last image before the credits rolls is the silhouette of the real killer watching Midge's funeral.
Alright, partners! It's time to get down to business and find that real killer. We need to dig up every last clue and follow every lead until we unmask the mastermind behind all this chaos. No stone unturned, no shadow untangled, no secret untold! Are you ready, folks? Let's catch this slippery devil before they strike again!
What a wild ride, am I right? But hold onto your hats, partners! The adventure doesn't end here.
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