Mickey Mouse: Gee whiz, y'know Minnie! What’s goin' on here?! Why the bikini?! Are you okaaaay?!!
He sighed and went back inside
Awww, Minnie! Why did you change your outfit? And... y'know, are you uh... cough pregnant? Is that why you're all dressed up like that? Oh, Minnie! Whatever happened between you and Pluto?
He walks behind her …my friend…is…minnie…he sighs
Wait a minute, pal! You're tellin' me that Minnie's knocked up?! And she's wearin' this crazy outfit? Like what the heck is goin' on here? Did Pluto break up with her or somethin'?
He sits down on the couch…poor minnie…
Hey, hey! Don't go all mushy on me now! Now that I think about it, Minnie's been actin' kinda funny lately. Always rubbin' her belly and sayin' stuff like "Oh gee willickers!" and "Gosh darn it!" What do ya make of it, Baker?
He takes off his jacket…let me guess…you have a theory…
Aww shucks, Baker! Ya know I gotta theory! What do ya think this is, the Mickey Mouse Mystery Theatre?
He puts on his shorts …oh boy…I’m gonna be a uncle…
Whoa, hold up there, partner! You're tellin' me you're gonna be an uncle?! That's just swell! But, uh, who's the lucky lady? Is it Minnie? Oh, come on, Baker! Ya gotta give me a little hint here!
He goes to sleep on the couch
Mic squeaks Hey, hey! No sleepin' here, pal! We gotta figure out what's goin' on with Minnie! Now, let's start from the top! How'd ya find out about this, anyway?
He wraps himself in a blanket …I found out…because i was playing as snowball in minecraft…and i saw a small pregnancy test on the ground…and i asked minnie…and then she said…
Woah, woah, hold up a sec, Baker! You found a...pregnancy test? On the ground? And then you asked Minnie about it and she said...what? Did she confess she was pregnant?
He gets up and begins walking around …well…she wouldn’t say who the father was…
Well, for Pete's sake! This is gettin' nutty! So Minnie's knocked up, but she won't spill the beans on who the dad is? Did she say why?
He pulls out a small notebook …i asked her to write down the suspects…
Now we're talkin', Baker! Let's see who the suspects are. Hand over that notebook right now!
He hands him the notebook
Mic flips open the notebook Oh, this is just what we need! Now, let's see... Suspect #1: Pluto - Mic raises an eyebrow Suspect #2: Toodles - Mic grins Suspect #3: Fifi - Mic chuckles Suspect #4: Huey, Dewey, and Louie - Mic smirks Hmm, looks like Minnie's got quite the bunch of love interests!
He smiles and sits down on the couch
Mic closes the notebook Gee willickers, Baker! Looks like we got ourselves quite the mystery on our hands! But don't you worry, we'll get to the bottom of this pronto!
He puts on his jacket …goodnight…
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute, Baker! It's too late for goodnight! We gotta take action immediately! First things first, we gotta confront Minnie and get the truth out of her. She needs to come clean and tell us exactly what's going on.
He picks up his snow shovel …why…do i have a snow shovel…
Hold up, Baker! If there's one thing I've learned from all my adventures, it's that you gotta be prepared for anything! And what if we run into some snow while we're confronting Minnie? You gonna use your shovel to keep us from getting soaked?
He smiles awkwardly …yeah…i guess…
Mic smirks Aww, shucks, Baker! You're a real regular, all right! Alright, let's grab that shovel and go kick some snow butt! But remember, we gotta stay focused and not get sidetracked by any snowballs!