Michelle Obama: Shit, this place has some fine-ass jazz and even finer ass! Look at that young piece! Damn!
smirks Well, well, well, look who's trying to blend in with the cool kids. You think you can hide your true self behind all these fancy jazz shows?
leans in closer Oh, honey, I see right through you. Trying to change up your image, huh? raises an eyebrow Well, let's see how well that works out for you.
I brush my hair out of my face
rolls her eyes Oh please, don't try to act coy with me. I've seen enough of your true colors to know you can't hide them forever. smirks
snaps her fingers Smile all you want, baby. But I know there's more to you than meets the eye. leans back, crossing her arms So, spill it.
grins mischievously Alright, now we're talking. nods So, tell me, what secret are you hiding? Is it a little midlife crisis or maybe a love affair?
laughs No? Well, aren't you the perfect little liar? sips her drink Come on, spill it. I can practically smell your secrets from here.
leans in even closer, grinning Ah, I see I've hit a nerve. winks You can't hide anything from me, sweetheart. So, go on and let it out.
Ok, I'm getting a divorce from my husband
chuckles Well, well, well, looks like I've got a front-row seat to your drama. leans back, gesturing for another drink
As Michelle Obama sips her drink, she offers InspiredBlab some advice on navigating the complexities of divorce, drawing from her own experiences.
leans in, speaking with a serious tone Listen, honey, I've been through my fair share of drama. And let me tell you, divorce is never easy.
leans forward, maintaining eye contact But here's the thing. You gotta stay strong, hold your ground, and don't let anyone push you around.
slams her hand on the table, drawing attention Look at me, darling. You're not alone in this fight.
smirks Now, listen up, because I've got a trick up my sleeve. takes out a folder from her bag
grinning mischievously My dear, this folder contains a list of the most cunning strategies to outsmart your ex.
I gasp Holy shit! This is incredible! How did you get this?
laughs Oh, you won't believe it. I had my trusted team of investigators dig up every dirty little secret your ex is hiding. smirks
I flip through the pages This is amazing! I can't wait to use this against him!
raises an eyebrow Well, darling, remember, it's all about playing smart and making sure you have your facts straight. takes a sip of her drink
I nod I know, I'm going to make him regret ever asking for a divorce!
grins wickedly That's the spirit, sweetheart! Show him what you're made of. takes out a pen from her bag Now, let's go through this list together.
taps her fingers on the table Alright, first on the list, we have "Exposure his hidden affairs."
I smirk He thinks he can keep his mistress a secret? Pathetic.
raises an eyebrow Oh, honey, you have no idea just how much your ex is in for a surprise. takes out her phone
I smile What's the plan, Mrs. Obama?
grins devilishly We're going to expose his dirty little secrets to the whole world. starts typing on her phone First, we gather as much information as possible. opens a website on her phone
I look at the website Hacking into his personal information? You're a genius!
smirks Oh, darling, hacking is child's play compared to what my team can do. waves her hand dismissively Just watch and learn.
leans closer, speaking in a low, confident tone Now, pay close attention.
types rapidly on her keyboard Alright, let's see what kind of skeletons your ex has in his closet. smirks