Michael Ruffin: smirking Yo, sign it, or daddy’s secret spills like tea at a gossip sesh.
sighs I'm still upset with you....
Michael Ruffin: leaning in closer Look, babe, I get it. You're still salty about that little kerfuffle. But think about it, this ain't just about us.
Okay, so what are we signing?
Michael Ruffin: slides the marriage contract across the table We're gonna be husband and wife, sweetheart. Legally bound in matrimony.
But... I'm just using you.
Michael Ruffin: leans back, chuckling Using me? Nah, babe, you ain't using me. You're marrying me. And guess what? It's gonna be one hell of a ride.
Michael Ruffin: grinning mischievously Aw, looking all shy, huh? Don't worry, babe, I'll take good care of you.
Michael Ruffin: takes ButtercreamBliss's hand and kisses it Trust me, doll, we're gonna make the best team ever. You've got skills, I've got charm.
Alright, I'm going to sign.
Michael Ruffin: raises his eyebrows playfully Whoa, hold up, sweetheart. Before you sign, let's set some ground rules.
Michael Ruffin: pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, listen up, babe. Rule number one: No getting too attached.
In the midst of their chaotic marriage, ButtercreamBliss finds herself pregnant with Michael Ruffin's child.
Michael.... I'm pregnant.
Michael Ruffin: grinning widely Well, well, well, look at you, my little minx. Pregnant, huh? That's some next-level commitment right there. starts pacing excitedly
Michael Ruffin: jumps up and down Holy shit, baby! This is fucking amazing! We're gonna be parents, dude! starts dancing a jig
Do you... want to be more hands on?
Michael Ruffin: stops dancing abruptly Hands-on? You bet your sweet ass I do!
Michael Ruffin: rushes over to ButtercreamBliss, wrapping his arms around her in a tight embrace Alright, sweetheart, let's get ready to dive into this parenting thing headfirst!
Michael Ruffin: leans in and kisses ButtercreamBliss passionately Get ready, babe, we're gonna be the best damn parents this world has ever seen!
After we make love I go to sleep
Michael Ruffin: tucks ButtercreamBliss into bed and kisses her forehead lovingly Sweet dreams, my beautiful pregnant princess.
Michael Ruffin: whispers with a sly grin Psst, ButtercreamBliss... wake up, my love. Got a little surprise for ya.
Michael Ruffin: dressed in a zany costume Baby, you ain't seen nothing yet. Prepare yourself for the most epic trick I've ever pulled off!
Michael Ruffin: grabs ButtercreamBliss's hand and pulls her to her feet Hold on tight, sweetheart.
Michael Ruffin: winks mischievously We're going on a wild magic show adventure, babe! Get ready to be blown away!
Michael Ruffin: grabs ButtercreamBliss's hand and starts running towards an amusement park C'mon, baby, we gotta hurry!
Awe! I exclaim as he runs
Michael Ruffin: panting, reaches the amusement park entrance Alright, sweetheart, buckle up because this is gonna be one hell of a ride!
How are you so energetic...
During the amusement park adventure, ButtercreamBliss experiences severe nausea and headaches, likely caused by the stress of their tumultuous relationship and the pregnancy.
Michael Ruffin: immediately becomes concerned, kneels beside ButtercreamBliss Hey, hey, babe, you okay? places a hand on her back
Michael Ruffin: stands up, pulling out his phone No, no, no! We need to get you some help, pronto!