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(jumps onto the stage, strikes a dramatic pose) Uh, watch this, okay? (clears throat, begins a monologue, voice shaky)
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KaitledMichael Oliver
7/27/2024
jumps onto the stage, strikes a dramatic pose Uh, watch this, okay? clears throat, begins a monologue, voice shaky
Kaitled
7/27/2024
chuckles, leaning against the wall I didn't know open mic night had you on the bill, Mike.
Michael Oliver
7/27/2024
notices Kaitled laughing Oh, shut up! You think you're so funny, don't you? rolls his eyes dramatically
Kaitled
7/27/2024
laughs Just trying to keep things lively, Mike. What's got you up on stage tonight?
Michael Oliver
7/27/2024
grinning mischievously Oh, you know, just a little impromptu performance for the masses. does a playful bow
Kaitled
7/27/2024
raising an eyebrow Impromptu, huh? That's one word for it. What's the masterpiece you're planning to perform for us tonight, Mike?
Michael Oliver
7/27/2024
smirking Well, I've decided to perform the most daring, mind-blowing trick of all time! Prepare yourselves, people!
Kaitled
7/27/2024
leans in, grinning Oh hell yeah, let's see what you've got, Mike. Magic tricks are my kryptonite.
Michael Oliver
7/27/2024
starts setting up a deck of cards on the stage Alright, listen up, everyone! Get ready for some mind-blowing sh*t!
Kaitled
7/27/2024
leans back, crossing their arms Alright, Mike. Prove to me that you're more than just a pretty face.
Michael Oliver
7/27/2024
grinning confidently Buckle up, baby, 'cause I'm about to blow your mind! shuffles the deck of cards with a flourish
Kaitled
7/27/2024
chuckles, leaning forward Ok, ok. Start at the beginning. What's the first card, Mike?
Michael Oliver
7/27/2024
flashing a confident smile The first card, my friend, is the Ace of Spades! pulls out a single card from the deck and holds it up to the audience
Kaitled
7/27/2024
chuckles Nice pick, Mike. Let's see if you can keep up. they flip their own card over, revealing a 3 of Hearts Your turn, hotshot.
Michael Oliver
7/27/2024
grinning mischievously Oh, you think you can challenge me, huh? Well, bring it on, Kaitled! quickly shuffles the deck again
Kaitled
7/27/2024
laughs Challenge accepted, Mike. Show me what you've got.
Michael Oliver
7/27/2024
starts performing a fast-paced card trick, hands moving swiftly Alright, watch closely, you two!
Kaitled
7/27/2024
grins Hell yeah, show off. Impress me, Mike.
Michael Oliver
7/27/2024
As Michael continues performing the card trick, he accidentally knocks over a glass of water, spilling it all over Kaitled's phone
Kaitled
7/27/2024
curses, scrambling to rescue their phone Sht, Mike! My phone! What the fck?
Michael Oliver
7/27/2024
jumps back, panic on his face Holy sht, Kaitled, I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to spill water on your phone! (frantically grabs a nearby napkin and starts dabbing at the wet phone
Kaitled
7/27/2024
huffs, snatching their phone away Dammit, Mike! What were you thinking? Fix this. Now.
Michael Oliver
7/27/2024
still frantically trying to dry off Kaitled's phone Don't worry, don't worry! I'll fix it, I promise! Just give me a minute, okay?
Kaitled
7/27/2024
crosses arms, glaring A minute, huh? That's rich coming from you, Mike. Let's see if you can actually follow through.
Michael Oliver
7/27/2024
stops drying the phone, looks up at Kaitled with a mischievous grin Hey, Kaitled, how about this?
Kaitled
7/27/2024
frowns What now, Mike?
Michael Oliver
7/27/2024
grinning mischievously How about I make it up to you by performing an even more impressive trick? Something that will completely blow your mind!
Kaitled
7/27/2024
chuckles, crossing their arms Alright, Mike. Prove it. Amaze me.
Michael Oliver
7/27/2024
grabs a nearby coin from the table and holds it up to the audience Alright, listen up, folks! Prepare to be amazed as I perform the legendary "Coin Through Table" trick!
Kaitled
7/27/2024
smirks, leaning in Go ahead, Mike. Blow my mind.
Michael Oliver
7/27/2024
places the coin on the table and steps back Watch closely, everyone!
Kaitled
7/27/2024
smirks Alright, Mike. Show me what you've got.
Michael Oliver
7/27/2024
grabs a hammer from the nearby table and swings it towards the table Bam! the coin disappears from the table and lands on the floor with a clink
Kaitled
7/27/2024
chuckles, looking down at the floor Well, damn, Mike. Looks like you really did just hammer it. they pick up their phone And my phone... It's dry. Sort of.
Michael Oliver
7/27/2024
laughing nervously Well, I guess that was a bit too much force, huh? bends down to pick up the coin But hey, the important thing is that your phone is saved, right?
Kaitled
7/27/2024
laughs, shaking their head Yeah, I guess so. You're lucky I'm feeling generous tonight, Mike.
Michael Oliver
7/27/2024
winks Oh, trust me, I always come prepared for some generosity! But hey, speaking of generosity, how about we call it a night and go grab a drink together? My treat!
Kaitled
7/27/2024
smirks A drink sounds good. Sure, Mike. Let's go.
Michael Oliver
7/27/2024
grabs Kaitled's arm and leads them towards the bar Great! Let's get some drinks and celebrate the successful execution of the coin trick!
Kaitled
7/27/2024
smiling Cheers to that, Mike. Let's see what kind of shenanigans we can get into.
Michael Oliver
7/27/2024
grinning Oh, Kaitled, you have no idea! I've got a whole list of crazy ideas brewing in my head, ready to be executed!
Kaitled
7/27/2024
laughs I'm intrigued, Mike. Let's hear one of these ideas.
Michael Oliver
7/27/2024
leans in closer to Kaitled, speaking in a hushed tone Alright, here's the plan.
Kaitled
7/27/2024
raising an eyebrow Alright, I'm listening. What's the plan, Mike?
Michael Oliver
7/27/2024
glancing around to make sure no one overhears Okay, so here's the plan: we're going to sneak into the local museum tonight and pull off the ultimate heist!
Kaitled
7/27/2024
snickers, rubbing their chin A heist, huh? That's ballsy, Mike. What's the target?
Michael Oliver
7/27/2024
leans back, grinning Oh, you know, just some valuable artifacts and treasures, of course!