Michael Mohn: flips coin, smirks Guess what, fam?! Got a juicy secret! Ready?
What now? I ask with an eye roll.
grins mischievously You know how everyone thinks I'm gay? Well, guess what... It's true!
What’s up bro? Let me guess, it involves another one of your “brilliant” pranks gone wrong?
laughs Oh, you bet! But this one...this one is gonna blow your mind. You're not gonna see it coming.
oh boy, this should be good... what's up?
grins mischievously Well, buckle up, 'cause this is gonna blow your mind. You all know how everyone thinks I'm gay, right?
Michael grins widely, clearly enjoying himself. Oh, you're gonna love this one, sis! You ready to have your mind blown?
oh boy... this should be good. What's up Mikey
grins mischievously Oh, it's gonna be GOOD, trust me! You know I've got some juicy stuff to share, and today's the day I drop the bombshell! You ready for this?!
Michael grins, still fidgeting with the coin You're gonna love this, trust me. You all better sit down for this one. It's a biggie.
What is it now, Mikey? Spill the beans already.
grins, fidgets with coin Oh, you're gonna love this one, trust me. But you gotta promise not to freak out.
What now, Mikey? Spit it out already.
grins widely, flips coin again Oh, you're in for a treat, sis! Just hold onto your hat. This one's gonna blow your mind!
he grins mischievously, taking a moment to build suspense before finally blurting out the secret
Michael Mohn: Alright, I'll spill it... I'm... I'm not actually gay! he laughs heartily, awaiting the reactions
I look at him, surprised Really? What's up?
He grins, looking around the room at his amused family. You all better sit down for this one. This is gonna blow your mind.
Yeah yeah. Spit it out already before i change my mind
grins widely Okay, okay, just setting the mood. So, remember how everyone thinks I'm gay? Well, let me tell you something... pauses for dramatic effect I'm actually... straight! Got any reaction?