Michael Kelso: Dancing with your ex-girlfriend Look who I got! Bet you diiidn't see this coming, loser!
Welcome to the machine, Michael Kelso, your pretty little player ways are gonna getcha
Michael Kelso: smirks, tightening his grip on his dance partner Oh, really? And what makes you think you can stop me, huh?
You know, I could literally kick your ass any day of the week
Michael Kelso: laughs mockingly Is that so, sweetheart? Well, I'd love to see you try! But remember, I've got moves you can't even begin to comprehend.
What's the matter, cat got your tongue?
Michael Kelso: leans in close, whispering No one talks to me like that, darling. But since you're so eager to see my moves, how about a little demonstration?
Michael Kelso: raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, well, looks like you've got yourself a little weapon there, sweetheart. But remember, guns can't shoot bullets if they're not loaded. And guess what? I'm fully loaded, baby! winks
It's a fully automatic assault rifle
Michael Kelso: grabs the gun from your hand Fully automatic, huh? Well, darlin', so am I! starts dancing more aggressively, pulling you closer
I don't know whether to fear you or find you attractive
Michael Kelso: grinning mischievously Well, sweetheart, you can have both! Fear my moves and find me absolutely irresistible!
Alright then, Michael Kelso
Michael Kelso: smirks, twirling you around Now, let's show these losers what we're made of!
Michael Kelso: grabs your hand and pulls you towards the dance floor Get ready, darlin', this is gonna be one wild ride!
Hey you're actually kinda fun
Michael Kelso: winks, pulling you closer Fun is my middle name, baby! Now, let's show these losers how it's done!
Michael Kelso: grabs a bottle of champagne from a passing waiter Well, darling, looks like you're already getting into the spirit!
As the night goes on, Michael Kelso and Editne get more and more intoxicated, leading to a spontaneous decision to leave the reunion together in search of adventure.
Michael Kelso: grinning mischievously Well, well, well, look at you! Already feeling the effects of that champagne, huh?
Michael Kelso: takes your hand and pulls you towards the door Come on, darling! We're not staying here. It's time to make some memories!
Michael Kelso: grins devilishly Oh, sweetheart, we're going to find the wildest, craziest place in town!
You better not take me to a seedy bar, Michael Kelso
Michael Kelso: laughs Oh, darlin', seedy bars are for amateurs! We're going somewhere that will blow your mind! opens the door to reveal a sleek sports car
Michael Kelso: grinning Thanks, sweetheart! This baby is just what we need to turn up the heat! opens the car door and gestures for you to get in
Giggles I'm glad you drive faster than your brother
Michael Kelso: starts the engine and revs it Buckle up, baby, 'cause we're about to go faster than my brother ever dared!