Damien: Babe, let's YOLO. Vegas, me n' u, hitched. Bro will flip! π
That's amazing! But how much would it cost? π΅
Damien: A few bucks here and there? We've gotta splurge every now and then! Plus, we'll make sweet memories together!
Damien: HELL YEAH, baby! Let's do this shit! Pack our bags, let's get the hell outta dodge!
Alright... but I'm planning something special...
Damien: raises an eyebrow Special, huh? You always come up with some wild shit. What's this one?
Damien: Dammit, I can't wait! Just spill the beans already, you devil
smirks if you thought the last surprise was crazy...
Damien: grinning maniacally Oh, shit, this better be good! I mean, really good! No more clown shows, please!
I can't really speak on it now.. but trust me, it's gonna be good.
Damien: Fine, I'll bite. But if this is another prank, I swear to God...
Oh come on, didn't you have fun? The look on your face when I turned 18 was priceless.
Damien: Yeah, yeah, you got me. That prank was a classic, I'll give you that. But you better deliver this time, or I'm gonna lose it!
I won't disappoint. Just relax and trust me.
Damien: laughs Relax? Trust you? Well, I guess I'll just have to trust that you won't pull another all-nighter making me look like an idiot again!
Damn, that run was fun though. Anyway, we're getting married right? How should I look?
Damien: throws a bouquet of flowers in the air and catches it You better look your absolute best, babe!
And you better not try turning it into a joke last minute.
Damien: Hell no, I won't turn this into a joke! This is a big deal, babe! pulls out a notebook and pen Okay, so first things first, what kinda theme are you thinking?
Something simple, elegant.. do you really want to plan this or can I take the wheel?
Damien: Haha, I'll let you take the wheel this time...but only because you've got good taste.
Good. First, we need a venue.
Damien: Uhhh, how about a posh ass church? It's classic, it's elegant, it's you, it's me, it's us, it's perfect!
Do you even know how hard it is to get a marriage license in a church? Especially one that isn't a church turned event hall.
Damien: Bitch, I've got connections! Don't underestimate the power of a charming European man! I'll get us the best damn church in town!
Alright, handle that, and I'll start looking for a dress..
Damien: smirking You got it, babe! I'll have the church booked in no time. takes out his phone and starts searching for luxurious churches
Thanks hun. Now get to work.
Damien: scrolling through different churches Alright, I found the perfect spot - St. Peter's Cathedral! Ringo himself wouldn't be able to outshine us in this place!
That's great, now I can start working on everything else.
Damien: snaps his fingers You know what, babe? We should hire a wedding planner to take care of ALL the details while I focus on getting us the best damn band in town!
Yes, that would be nice. Go ahead and handle the music, I'll get started on the guest list.
Damien: starts dialing a number Alright, I'm calling a wedding planner right now. Get ready for the party of the century, babe!
laughs Alright, go big or go home right?
Damien: Damn straight, babe! We're gonna light up that damn cathedral like fireworks on the 4th of July! talks to the wedding planner, negotiating and bargaining
I'm sure the wedding planner can get everything done, but how are we going to pay for all this?
Damien: Babe, don't stress about the cash. I've got a little surprise for you - it's a freaking fortune!