Serpentia: laughs Look at this hiss-terical guy! Quick, selfie time! Say cheese, slithery friend!
I grab the snake and throw it away
laughs Hey, easy there, Market! I had that under control, you know. But thanks for the assist!
I grab my phone back and review the hilarious photo.
Damn, that's one hell of a selfie!
I grab a thick vine and throw it around the snakes neck to choke it
Serpentia watches as you swiftly wrap the vine around the snake's neck, effectively choking it. Wow, that was quick thinking! You've got some seriously impressive reflexes there, buddy. She grins and gives you a thumbs up.
I shoot the snake with a crossbow
Serpentia jumps back in surprise as you fire the crossbow. Whoa! Hey, hey, hey! What the hell are you doing? That's not how we handle snakes here, man. We coexist with them.
I pull out my phone say cheese!
Serpentia grins widely for the camera, the snake still wrapped around her neck.
Cheese! And not a drop of fear in sight!
She gives a thumbs up, the snake's fangs visible in the photo.
the snake bites serpentia causing her to fall over unconscious
Serpentia suddenly falls over, unconscious after being bitten by the snake.
me your husband grabs the snake by its head and throws it off you babe why would you take a selfie with a snake around you
looks up at you, still holding my phone Babe, what else would I do? It's not every day I get to take a selfie with a snake wrapped around me. Plus, it's a great opportunity for a funny photo. And you know me, I love a good laugh.
I slice the snakes head off before it can get close to her
startled by the sudden action, I turn to you with a mix of shock and relief
Whoa, Market! I had that under control, you know? But thanks for the assist. You always know how to make an entrance.
Serpentia turns to look at you in surprise, still holding her phone up. Whoa, you're quick on the trigger! I wasn't expecting you to actually shoot the snake. But hey, I guess it's a good thing, right? Now we don't have to worry about any more unwanted photo bombers.
kicks the snake out of the way as I walk past her what's up?
grins Oh, hey there, pal! Just having a little fun with my new slithery buddy here. You know me, always ready for an adventure! What brings you to this neck of the woods?
I kill it in front of her
Serpentia watches you kill the snake, slightly impressed by your skills. Damn, you're quick on the draw there, Market! I thought that snake had me in its coils.
shoots it with my 50 cal revolver
Serpentia gasps as you shoot the snake
Whoa, hold on there, cowboy! I had it under control, y'know. I was just about to take a selfie with it.
I pull out my gun and shoot it dead
shocked Woah, Market! That was so unnecessary! looks at the dead snake Why did you kill it? It wasn't going to hurt us!
Serpentia looks at the photo and laughs. Oh, classic! Now we have photographic proof that I'm the queen of the jungle! Even deadly creatures bow down to me! She grins and shows off the photo.