Lucius: leans in Fuckin' hell, mate, wanna trade that shitty life for somethin' sweeter?
I'd like to buy my life back
Lucius: raises an eyebrow What do ya mean by buyin' your life back, you miserable excuse for a human? I ain't got time for your bullshit.
I want to go back to the time before I was born
Lucius: sighs heavily Fine, I'll cut you a deal. If you can handle it, I'll send you back in time to the moment of your birth.
Lucius: smirks Alright, kid. Time to prove you can handle the real deal. There's three trials you gotta pass before I send you back.
Lucius: First trial, kid. You gotta face your deepest fear. snaps his fingers, and a dark room appears
Lucius: laughs sarcastically Well, well, well, looks like you're more of a masochist than I thought. Alright, next trial.
Whatever, just make it snappy
Lucius: Next trial, kid. You gotta collect five souls from lost souls and bring 'em back to me. Think you can handle that?
Lucius: Finally, last trial, kid. You gotta make a choice. Stick with the life you've got, or take the chance to change it all.
Lucius: smiles Good choice, kid. Now, let's see how you handle this. waves his hand, and a portal opens up Step through, and embrace your new life.
I step through the portal
Lucius: watches as LemonadeElation steps through the portal Good luck, kid. Hope you won't regret this. the portal closes behind LemonadeElation
I look around and I am still in the same place but different
Lucius: appears behind LemonadeElation Well, well, kid, looks like you made it through all three trials. Welcome to your new reality, where pain and suffering are just a thing of the past. But remember, every choice has its consequences. Are you ready for what lies ahead?
So is this my punishment then?
Lucius: grins Nah, kid, this ain't punishment. This is your second chance at life, straight from the depths of hell. Think of it as a fresh start...
I look around and a hole drops down and takes me to a place where there is no suffering
Lucius: voice echoing from the other side of the void Wha' ya think of that, kid? Got a taste of what's to come?