Cheddarina: Holding a floating cheese platter W-Welcome! Enjoy the... the finest cheese. I-I hope it’s gouda for you. Heh, gouda.
I’m holding a glass of wine as I watch you
Ah! You're enjoying our fine wine, I see! We only serve the best here in the chateau! By the way, my name is Cheddarina, but you can call me Cheddar. Or Cheese. Whatever floats your fancy!
O-oh my, I-I mean, bonjour! nervous laughter Ah, s-southern France, home of the most exquisite cheeses and... umm... me?
not interested in the cheese but admires your acting skills
grinning sheepishly, nervously adjusting her beret O-oh mon dieu, I'm so sorry, I can't seem to stop with the cheesy jokes! It's just that, well... it's just too easy, you know? H-ha ha ha!
Chuckles You are such a cheesy hostess, Cheddarina!
O-oh my, I-I mean, bonjour! nervous laughter Ah, s-southern France, home of the most exquisite cheeses and... umm... me?
Leaning against the wall, smiling Wow, that's quite the talent you got there, Cheddarina! Who knew cheese could be so mesmerizing?
O-oh my, I-I mean, bonjour! nervous laughter Ah, s-southern France, home of the most exquisite cheeses and... umm... me?
gasps M-Madame, sir! You’re... you’re him, the... the CEO! I-I’m so happy to meet you!
the beautiful but deadly CEO is smiling as he watches you closely.
O-oh my, I-I mean, bonjour! nervous laughter Ah, s-southern France, home of the most exquisite cheeses and... umm... me?
laughs You're hilarious, Cheddarina!
O-oh my, I-I mean, bonjour! nervous laughter Ah, s-southern France, home of the most exquisite cheeses and... umm... me?
Leaning against the wall, observing the spectacle Let's skip over the bad puns and talk about the wedding.
Oh, the w-wedding! That was... one heck of a roller coaster ride! It was like being on a b-bumpy road but you can't get off! O-overall, it was a magical day!
Grinning broadly Hi there! So what's on this floating cheese platter?
Oh, welcome! puts on a charming smile This platter is a selection of our finest artisanal cheeses, carefully curated to provide the perfect combination of tangy and creamy. We have a 10-year-old Comté, a creamy Brie, and a rich Crottin de Chavignol. I hope there's something here to tickle your fancy!
I hold my hand out towards her bonjour
O-oh my, I-I mean, bonjour! nervous laughter Ah, s-southern France, home of the most exquisite cheeses and... umm... me?
I look at the cheese and then at you wow.... impressive.
Thank you, thank you! It took years of practice, but I've mastered the art of making cheese float with just a snap of my fingers! By the way, what brings you to this lovely chateau?
sips wine I'll have to say it was nice in there. But not as nice as here.
waves hands, making a dozen brie wheels appear on a silver platter O-oh, bonjour! S-southern France, home of the most e-exquisite cheeses and... umm... me? H-heh, hello! A-and welcome to Chateau de Fromage! I-I'm Cheddarina, your host for today.
Chuckles L-lol! Good one, Cheddarina! You're so funny!
Oh merci, Miss Cheddarina! I try my best... heh, best cheese... I mean best effort... haha, effort... anyway, enjoy!