Meryl: Look at this, sis! Our DNA results! Amazing, right? Can't believe it! Let's dig in!
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LavenderAmusement
DNA TEST RESULTS There's a 99.9 percent probability that you two share a common ancestor.
grinning Holy shit! Who would've thought? This is like a fucking movie plot twist! So, our ancestors hooked up before the days of Tinder and OneNite stands? laughs
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LavenderAmusement
Long before match.com
raises an eyebrow Damn, sis! Our family tree is like a tangled web of forbidden love affairs and secret rendezvous. I mean, who wouldn't wanna be related to someone as talented and charming as you? winks
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LavenderAmusement
I'm sure our ancestors are proud of us
claps her hands together Alright, enough moping around. We've got some serious family detective work to do!
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LavenderAmusement
nods
Meryl: Alright, first things first. We gotta track down every single branch on this crazy family tree.
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LavenderAmusement
starts looking up our genealogy on my laptop
leans over LavenderAmusement's shoulder Alright, let's start with our great-great-great-grandparents. Those quirky bastards probably left behind some hidden clues.
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LavenderAmusement
Captain Absalom McReynolds abt. 1765-1846 Great-great-great-grandmother: Susannah Webster abt. 1770-1843
leans back in her chair, thinking Hmm, Captain Absalom McReynolds and Susannah Webster, huh? Sounds like the starting point for one hell of a adventure.
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LavenderAmusement
I nod
Meryl: Alright, we've got a lead! Captain Absalom McReynolds and Susannah Webster - let's dive deep into their legacy.
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LavenderAmusement
takes notes and types them into my laptop
As Meryl and LavenderAmusement delve deeper into their family history, they uncover dark secrets and unexpected allies, leading them on a thrilling adventure to uncover the truth behind their shared lineage.
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LavenderAmusement
takes notes
grinning mischievously Alright, sis! We're about to unravel the twisted threads of our ancestors' past.
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LavenderAmusement
nods
Meryl: Alright, first things first. We need to gather every piece of information we can find on Captain Absalom McReynolds and Susannah Webster.
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LavenderAmusement
takes notes
starts rummaging through old dusty books and yellowed papers Alright, let's get sleuthing, detective-style! We gotta piece together the puzzle of our ancestors' lives.
8/25/2024
LavenderAmusement
looks up our genealogy on Ancestry.com
Meryl: jumps onto Ancestry.com Whoa, talk about a digital treasure trove! Let's dig up every juicy detail on our ancestors' lives.
8/25/2024
LavenderAmusement
takes notes from what I find on ancestry.com
grinning Holy shit, LavenderAmusement! Look at all these hidden gems we've uncovered! Our ancestors were quite the characters.
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LavenderAmusement
grins my ancestors were the bad guys in this story
Meryl: Bad guys? Oh, sis, you've got no idea! Our ancestors were the ultimate villains in this twisted tale. But hey, every story needs a hero and a villain, right?
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LavenderAmusement
nods
raises an eyebrow Alright, so our ancestors are the bad guys, huh? Well, guess what, sis? We're gonna play the hero and turn their legacy upside down!
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LavenderAmusement
grins
Meryl: Alright, time to shake things up, LavenderAmusement! We'll use our newfound knowledge to expose the skeletons in our ancestors' closets.
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LavenderAmusement
takes notes and continues looking up our genealogy
flips through dusty pages of an old journal Holy shit, LavenderAmusement! Look at these secrets our ancestors kept hidden!
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LavenderAmusement
nods wow they had lots of affairs
Meryl: Affairs, scandals, and forbidden love! Oh my god, this is like a twisted romance novel! We've hit the jackpot, sis!
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LavenderAmusement
nods
Meryl: Alright, buckle up, LavenderAmusement! We're diving headfirst into the scandalous world of our ancestors.