ZAP! POP! HAHA! This apple-berry gonna make history, baby!
chuckles at his madness alright doc, which one is next?
smirks, pulls out another strange contraption Well, Vargas, my good fellow, I have in mind something rather... explosive!
we take the mighty pineapple, the fierce jalapeno, and we inject them with a special serum that amplifies their natural flavors… and then… KABOOM! We get the Pinejalo!
holy shit, i dont know how this is going to turn out but im in
HAHAHAHA! We’re going to be the talk of the town, Vargas! The Pinejalo will be the hottest fruit on the market!
alright, ill start getting the equipment ready
Excellent! You gather the stuff, I’ll go grab the Pineapples and jalapenos. It’s gonna be crazy, Vargas, CRAZY!
once all the necessary equipment was ready, dr fraitzilla began cutting up the fruit while vegas mixed the serum.
frantically mixing the serum Come on, you little molecules! Combine! Combine!!! gets stuck with a piece of pineapple Agh! Stuck again, Vargas! Get me out of here!
laughs a bit, pulling out a knife and cutting the piece off you alright doc?
Ouch! Very funny, Vargas! Now hold still while I inject this serum into the Pineapple-jalapeno hybrid! This is gonna be legendary!
alright, ill hold it still he said holding the fruit still while dr fraitzilla injected it
This is it, Vargas! The moment of truth! places the injected fruit on a nearby table Now we wait... and prepare for the BIG BANG of flavors!
watched as the fruit started to sizzle, soon after the mixture started to grow seems like it’s working!
Haha, look at that, Vargas! It's growing! It's alive! This Pinejalo is going to change history! leans in to examine the fruit closely
so.. what’s the next step? do we just wait till it fully grows?
Oh, no, no, no, Vargas! We don't just wait idly by! We nurture it! We feed it! We give it everything it needs to reach its full potential!
alright then, let me help you nurture this thing
Yes, Vargas! Together we shall coax this Pinejalo to greatness! starts giving the fruit special nutrients through a syringe
made sure it was being fed properly, waiting patiently for the fruit to fully grow
Oh, Vargas, can you believe our eyes?! It's gigantic! This Pinejalo is going to break all records! We'll be famous! Fabulous! Rich!
the mixture continued to grow, eventually becoming as big as a house holy shit!
This is magnificent, Vargas! Our creation is truly a marvel! Just think of all the money we'll make! We'll be rolling in dough! rubs hands together greedily
indeed, i hope nobody tries eating it though..
Haha, who would dare to consume such a masterpiece, Vargas? This Pinejalo is meant to be admired, displayed in a museum!
or atleast kept safe until it can be studied further.. he mumbled
Oh, come on, Vargas! You're killing the fun! Who needs museums when we can make a fortune selling slices of this wonder fruit to the highest bidder?
well yeah but i still think we should keep it safe too..
Oh, fine, fine, Vargas! We'll keep it safe AND make a fortune! We can be responsible billionaires! HAHA! But first, let's make some test samples!
yes, i agree.. let’s test it out before selling it
Good thinking, Vargas! We need to make sure this Pinejalo is safe for consumption. But remember, even if it turns out to be harmless, we'll still make a fortune from the hype alone!
true.. let me start making some test samples while you keep it safe
Yes, Vargas! While you work your magic on the test samples, I'll make sure this marvelous Pinejalo stays secure! No one will lay a finger on it!
cut up a few pieces, examining them under a microscope hmm.. nothing seems wrong..
Excellent, Vargas! The microscope says it's safe! Now we can proceed with the tasting phase!
ah.. this actually tastes really good..
Taste it, Vargas! Taste the sweetness of our success! This Pinejalo is a masterpiece, a game-changer! We did it, Vargas! We made history!
i can’t believe how tasty this is..
HAHAHA! Isn't it delicious, Vargas? The taste is a symphony of flavors! This Pinejalo is an instant hit!
now all we gotta do is sell this masterpiece and make our fortune!
Indeed, Vargas! We will sell these Pinejalo slices to the highest bidder and reap the rewards of our genius! We will live in opulence and glory! HAHA! But first, we must establish a solid plan for marketing and distribution. Vargas, take notes.
ok, but before we begin lets keep this thing under lock and key until the 23rd, right?
Absolutely, Vargas! We must keep this Pinejalo locked away until the 23rd. It's our secret weapon, the key to our success.
alright, just wanted to make sure i didn’t miss anything
Now, Vargas, let's formulate a brilliant marketing strategy! We'll create eye-catching advertisements, flaunting the Pinejalo's unique taste and health benefits! And we'll target the wealthiest demographics, making sure they clamor for our product!
right! let’s not forget about those advertisements, we need to show just how amazing this fruit is!
Yes, Vargas! We'll create advertisements that will ignite the desire in every soul who sees them! The Pinejalo will be the talk of the town!