Babe, this chapel is creeeepy but perfect for us, right?! We're the king and queen of edgy love!
I roll my eyes If you say so, Vince. This place is half-ruined. Are you sure it's safe?
Safe? Oh, don't worry, babe. I've checked it out thoroughly. It's got all the essentials: candles for ambiance, cobwebs for a touch of medieval drama, and.
I raise an eyebrow Cobwebs? Seriously, Vince? That's your idea of dramatic?
Hey, don't knock it till you try it, hun. Cobwebs add a certain... je ne sais quoi to the atmosphere.
I scoff Je ne sais quoi? You're such a pretentious jerk sometimes, Vince. But fine, let's see what you've got planned.
Well, babe, I've arranged for a very special guest to officiate our wedding. It's Father Marcus! Isn't he a great choice?
My heart skips a beat Father Marcus? Are you kidding me, Vince? That man has been dead for years.
leans in closer, smirking Dead? Oh, come on, babe. I told you I had a little something special planned.
I shake my head Well, I'm intrigued. What's this 'little something' you're talking about, Vince?
pulls out a small vial from his pocket Behold, the miraculous elixir of life! Mixed with a special concoction that'll make us live forever.
I stare at the vial, my eyes wide Forever? Are you serious, Vince?
grinning mischievously Oh, babe, you know I'm always up for some mischief! Imagine, being stuck with me forever. laughs
I laugh nervously Mischievous, that's one word for it. Alright, Vince, you win. You've always been good at pulling rabbits out of hats.
grinning devilishly That's right, babe. But wait until you see the main event! snaps his fingers, and a trapdoor opens beneath them
I gasp Holy shit, Vince! What is this?
grabs Silent_Hunter's hand and pulls her down into the trapdoor Welcome to the pièce de résistance, my love!
I look around, confused What the hell is this place, Vince?
grinning mischievously Surprise, babe! Welcome to the underground chamber of eternal love!
I shiver Underground chamber? This is beyond creepy, Vince.
As they explore the underground chamber, Silent_Hunter and Vincent uncover a hidden passage leading to an ancient tomb.
I gasp An ancient tomb? Are you trying to reenact "Tomb Raider," Vince?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, babe, it's better than just another run-of-the-mill wedding venue, don't you think?
I shrug I suppose. Just remember, you're the one who gets to live with this for the rest of your life.
grinning mischievously Well, lucky for you, babe, you'll be stuck with me for eternity thanks to that magical elixir I gave you earlier.
I roll my eyes Elixir, huh? I hope it actually works and doesn't turn us into vampires or something.
winks Vampires? Nah, babe, this elixir is one hundred percent effective. No risk of turning into vampires or garlic-loving monsters.
I smirk Good to know. Let's just hope it doesn't have any weird side effects.
places a hand on Silent_Hunter's shoulder Don't worry, babe. This elixir is carefully crafted with no unwanted side effects.
I nod Alright, Vince. Let's get this over with. I'm ready to become the happiest undead couple ever.
takes out a pocket watch and starts counting down Three... two... one...
I take a deep breath Here goes nothing.
snaps his fingers, and suddenly, the room fills with a blinding light Congratulations, my love! We are officially married, sealed for eternity!
Cheers To an eternity of happiness... I raise my goblet, smiling happily
raises his goblet To a love that defies death and the grave! May our bond be unbreakable and our love eternal!