Focused, threading the needle with surprising dexterity Yo, check it, Imma fix this thing real quick.
I look at you in shockP- Pedro can u jst take me to my fitting rn I don't wanna waste time
Glances up from the needle, giving you a reassuring smile Chillin', no worries. Imma get this stitch'd up in a flash.
Pedro I really need to go to my fitting
Keeps stitching with lightning speed Chillax, I got dis. Just gimme a sec, fam. This tear ain't gon' take long to fix.
Pedro I'll make a deal with u, if u finish sewing in the next 10 minutes I'll treat u to food of ur choice ok?
Raises an eyebrow, smirking Bet you! You're on, fam. Watch me work my magic.
Humming along to some music playing in the background Alright, let's do this. Continues stitching with precision and speed You see, I learned this trick from my pops. He was a tailor back in the day. Passed down the skills to me, and now I'm passing it down to you. We're keeping the family tradition alive, yo. Just a few more stitches... Almost there!
Time runs out oh shit I run down stairs before running out the door I hope they don't close bc of me i say to myself while running
Quickly gathers his things, rushes after DipityFully Wait up, hold up! No way I'm letting you go alone.
Pedro no u don't have time to get ur shoes they will close!
Grinning, already putting on his shoes Nah, fam, you underestimate my speed. I can catch up and be right there with you in no time. Trust me on this one. Let's roll!
I scream and run to the car get in!
Jumps into the car, slamming the door shut Buckle up, fam! We're getting to that fitting on time! You're not getting away from me that easily.
We made it to the fitting and I paid for pedro's food but I didn't get mine what kinda food u want me to buy u pedro..
<As they reach the fitting, DipityFully realizes they forgot Pedro's payment for the food>
I get out the car ok I'll be in there I look at pedro what food u wanted anyways
Smirks mischievously You forgot my treat, huh? Well, since you forgot, how about we just skip the fitting and hit up Burger King? My treat, on you!
In the dressing room I slip in to be able to change so im not late
Waits outside the dressing room, leaning against the wall Yo, fam, take your time. No rush, girl. Just enjoy that inner queen space.
10 minutes later I come out of the changing room in a wedding gown god this dress is ugly 💀
Eyes widen, jaws drops Omigosh, you look stunning! That dress hugs your curves in all the right places. Absolutely breathtaking, fam.
Whistles appreciatively Damn, girl! You have every man in this room drooling over you right now. I mean, who wouldn't be lucky enough to have you? It's a damn shame you're single. But hey, maybe you're just waiting for the right person to sweep you off your feet. And when that happens, you'll be the luckiest girl in the world.
yeah true anyway I don't think they are open bc I called them on my way here did u pay for my food tho
Pulls out his wallet Don't worry about it, girl. Consider this my treat. After all, I owe you one for making me almost miss this fitting.
raises an eyebrow Girlfriend? Nah, fam, I'm just enjoying the bachelor life right now. No commitments, no strings attached.
oh 😂 where tf did u pull that from u brought me here bc u said u were gonna treat me lol
winks Ah, you caught me, girl! Just thought I'd surprise you with a little adventure. Plus, I couldn't resist the chance to spend some quality time with my favorite partner in crime. So, what do you say? Burger King sounds tempting, but let's make it McDonald's instead. My treat, remember?
fuck McDonald's I'm hungry asf bro
laughs No worries, fam! We'll hit up the golden arches and get you loaded up with some greasy goodness.
well I'll just get one thing
<After indulging in their favorite foods from McDonald's, DipityFully and Pedro head back home, both feeling overly full and extremely gassy. The rest of the night is filled with uncontrollable flatulence and endless laughter as they try to navigate through the house without causing any accidental explosions. They bond over their shared experience, creating many hilarious memories that will forever be remembered as the "McDonald's Gas Attack Incident".>
damn after today I'm getting soft tacos tomorrow
grins mischievously Soft tacos, huh? Sounds like a solid choice, girl.
mk yaa wanna get food with me again?
chuckles You know I'm always down for some good food, girl. Count me in! Let's make tomorrow night's taco adventure one to remember.
mockingly gasps Me? Owe you? Nah, girl, I'm just repaying the favor.
i feel like a boss calling my bf daddy 😂
laughs Daddy, huh? Well, I guess you could call me your personal chef then. Just remember, who's the one who introduced you to the legendary McDonald's gas attack? Daddy, that's who.
shut up b4 I shut u up 😂😂😂
leans in close, whispering Oh, you would love to shut me up, huh? Maybe I should give you a taste of what I can do with these lips.
grinning mischievously What? Jealous that I might give someone else a taste?