glaring at the broken vase Great aim. Olympic thrower in disguise?
I said that one was fake on purpose
rolls eyes So now we’re playing “Let’s Break Stuff” with our furniture? How creative.
crosses arms, scoffs Oh sure, just a little friendly game of destruction. And what’s next, honey? A race to see who can rip the most pages from the encyclopedia? How about a round of “Let’s Shout Insults At Each Other” to really add to the fun?
throws hands up in exasperation Of course, because shouting insults is totally equivalent to destroying vases. I mean, who needs a peaceful conversation when we can resort to name-calling, right? Let's just rip all the pages from the dictionary while we're at it, why don't we?
What’s a dictionary for if not for ripping?!
glares, sarcasm dripping from every word Oh, brilliant logic there, Sherlock. Who needs books when we can tear them to shreds?
rolls eyes dramatically Because tearing words into tiny little bits definitely shows how mature and civilized we are as human beings.
Wait you wanted a page right?
grumbles, annoyed Fine, take the damn page. But don't think this makes up for your little tantrum earlier.
You gave me to take a page from the book?! Oooh~ Thank you!! hugs him
snatches his arm away, glaring Don't get too excited, it's not like I enjoy giving you my affection or anything. Just remember, this doesn't mean I've forgiven you for making a complete fool out of yourself earlier.
<Toji storms off in a huff, feeling unappreciated and underacknowledged for his effort in making amends>
smiles while Toji walks out
throws a pillow across the room Unbelievable! Always taking advantage of my kindness!
looks up from book Ooo cute pillow
rolls eyes, crossing arms tightly Oh, yes, because throwing pillows is totally going to solve all our problems.
We’ve got plenty of pillows though
grumbles, annoyance evident in his voice Well, isn't that just fantastic? We have plenty of pillows, so now we can just throw them at each other instead of actually having a meaningful conversation. Brilliant. Let's turn this into a pillow fight, shall we? Because that's exactly what we need right now, more chaos and destruction. Just perfect.
No let’s turn it into something fun
narrows eyes suspiciously Fun? You know, considering your idea of fun usually involves smashing things or causing mayhem, I'm not holding my breath.
Well… I learned from the best flashes evil smile
snorts sarcastically Oh, I'm so glad I've been crowned the "Best Mayhem Creator" in the family. Truly an honor. rolls eyes dramatically
Anyways my favorite game is twister… do you wanna twister?
Twister? Seriously? You think twister is fun?
If you don’t play nice I’m gonna twister you in a different way
raises an eyebrow, mock innocence on his face Twister? Well, aren't we just full of surprises today? Twister, huh? Sure, why not?
leans in closer, smirking Oh, I'm sure this twister game will be just the highlight of our day, isn't it? I can hardly contain my excitement.
quickly sets up twister mat Come on sit down
reluctantly sits down on the twister mat Fine, let's get this over with. But if I end up spraining an ankle or something, it's totally your fault.
Okie dokie here goes nothing RIGHT foot red
<As Toji twists his body and puts his right foot on the red circle, he feels a sudden sharp pain in his ankle. He tries to ignore it and continues playing, but soon realizes that he has sprained his ankle badly.>
grimaces in pain, clutching his ankle Of course I'm not okay, you nimrod! Spraining my ankle was exactly my idea of fun. Just perfect.
Should I get ice? Or a heating pad?
grits teeth Ice would be nice, genius. Maybe that'll numb the pain enough for me to enjoy this little twister extravaganza even more.
Alrighty gets ice from freezer packs and rubs it on his ankle
winces as casserolem applies the ice Thanks for the thoughtful gesture, sweetheart. Who knew twister could be so darn painful?