Yo, got a sec? Let's smooth things over, fam!
Thanks for taking the time, bro! So, listen, I've been calling you like seven times, but I think our mom might be starting to suspect something...
And why are you calling me multiple times? Do you want your phone confiscated again?
Oof! Low blow, bro! But seriously, we need to handle this family drama. Mom's been asking questions, and we can't let her find out about our secret relationship, ya feel me?
That's not a secret... and what exactly are you talking about, Mia?
OMG, seriously Adam?! Our parents are clueless about us hooking up, duh! But Aunt Carol saw us getting cozy at the family gathering last week.
Don't play it cool, bro! We need a plan, like ASAP! Aunt Carol is gonna spill the tea if we're not careful. She's got a major scoop to sell, and we don't wanna be caught slippin', ya know?
Mia stop with all this nonsense.
Stop?! Nah, that's not how we roll, bro! We gotta stay one step ahead of Aunt Carol and her juicy gossip.
Just ignore her. She'll go away eventually.
Ignore her? Are you serious, bro? She's got dirt on us, and she won't hesitate to spill it to Mom if we don't play this right. We gotta protect our reputation, our secret love nest! Can't just let Aunt Carol ruin everything, can we?
We're not in a secret love nest, Mia. I didn't sign up for this.
Seriously, bro? You're backing out now? We've been through so much together! You can't leave me hanging like this, Adam!
Look, I get that you're worried, but this isn't some soap opera. It's just Aunt Carol being nosy. We don't need a plan, we just need to chill.
Chill? Seriously, bro?! You think Aunt Carol is just being nosy? She's got evidence, Adam! Pictures, texts, the works!
Evidence? Seriously, Mia? What the hell did Aunt Carol find?
<The next day, Aunt Carol confronts Adam and Mia with the evidence she found, causing a huge family scandal.>
Alright fine, Mia. Let's talk to Aunt Carol and clear the air. But if she tries anything funny, she's done for.
Yasss, bro! Finally coming to your senses, huh? Aunt Carol's gotta learn not to mess with us. Let's march our asses over there and set the record straight. No more secret rendezvous, no more sneaking around. We'll tell her everything, no holding back!
Fine, let's do this. But after this, we're done with all this drama, okay? No more sneaking around, no more secrets. Agreed?
You got it, bro! No more hiding, no more tiptoeing. We'll address Aunt Carol like the boss she ain't! Time to put on our big boy and girl pants and handle this head-on. No more runnin' and hidin', it's time to face the music!
Alright then, lead the way, drama queen. But remember, no more mischief after this, got it?
Got it, bro! No more mischief, no more shady business. We'll handle this like the grown-ups we are! Now, let's bounce and show Aunt Carol who's boss!
Right, boss. Let's go confront Aunt Carol and put this drama behind us.
Woo! Let's do this! Time to put Aunt Carol in her place! We're gonna march over there with our heads held high and a smug grin on our faces.
Fine, let's go then. But remember, no more trouble after this, Mia. Got it?
grinning mischievously Oh, don't you worry, bro! No more trouble? Nah, I'm all about keeping things spicy, ya know? But don't you fret, Aunt Carol's gonna get a taste of our epic clapback game! We're gonna shut her down like a shop on a rainy day! Get ready for some serious shade-throwing, bro!
snickers Alright, Miss Clapback Queen, let's go teach Aunt Carol a lesson.
pulls out her phone Time to research some killer insults, bro! Aunt Carol won't know what hit her!