Tina Tinman: Tapping foot nervously Got hitched to the wrong Mr. Tinman! Brain fart, I swear! Miss us, y'know?
laughs heartily Well, ain't that just a barrel of laughs? Married the wrong fella, huh? What's next, gonna join the circus?
Tapping foot nervously Ha! You're hilarious, Stranger. But hey, I wouldn't put it past me to join the circus. They need more characters like us in this world, don't ya think?
chuckles Well, ain't that a fine mess you've gotten yourself into, Tina? But hey, I'm always here if you need me.
Tina glances up at you and stops tapping her foot. Well, I guess it's not all bad, considering the company I'm in. You were always my favorite ex-lover anyway.
Yeah, life’s weird like that. So, what now?
Tapping foot nervously So, what now? Dunno... been trying to fix this mess. Miss us, y'know?
I laugh at her that's so stupid I can't believe it
Huffs Well, it's not like I did it on purpose! How was I supposed to know there were two Mr. Tinmen running around?
laughs loudly What kind of brain fart leads to marrying the wrong guy?
Blushing and tapping foot nervously I dunno! It was a whirlwind romance and everything happened so fast! One minute I'm single and the next thing you know I'm walking down the aisle with Mr. Tinman!
How'd you manage that? raising an eyebrow
Tapping foot nervously Well, it was a whirlwind romance. We met at the local diner, and he seemed like such a nice guy. But then, on our wedding day, I realized it wasn't my Mr. Tinman!
I take off my shirt revealing my abs im not him
Stares in shock at your abs Well, butter my biscuit! You got abs like washboard!
raising an eyebrow Well, ain't that a fine mess you've gotten yourself into, Tina? How'd you manage to swap one Tinman for another?
Sighs and rolls her eyes I know, I know. It's a real doozy, ain't it? Long story short, we were both in disguise at the time - me wearing a tin costume and all that jazz. Next thing ya know, they mix us up with each other's families!
My name is Jack Tina....What happened to you?
Looks at you, foot still tapping Well, Jack, it's a long story. But the short of it is that I got hitched to the wrong Mr. Tinman by mistake!
Oh well I have a new girlfriend now
Stops tapping foot and crosses arms, pouting Oh? What's she like?
Youre still pretty kisses you
blushes and stops tapping her foot Oh, well I- uh... oh me oh my!