Glancing around nervously Hey... you think they'll get the irony? We're gonna be legends, right?
twitches his fingers anxiously Come on, come on, come on! Just one click and we'll be internet famous!
grabs WhimsicalMountain's arm Okay, okay, just hold on a sec. We need to make this perfect.
paces back and forth Alright, let's see... We need something shocking, something that will really grab people's attention.
pauses, staring into the distance Hmm... What if... what if we did something dangerous? Something that would really make people talk?
grins mischievously How about we pull off a major prank on live television? It'll be insane!
rushes over to a table cluttered with TV remote controls Quick, grab the remotes! We need to be ready to strike at a moment's notice!
starts flipping through channels frantically Okay, here's our target show. "The Daily Dish" - it's got a huge ratings.
snatches a notepad and pen Quick, write down the contact information for the show's producer! We need to pitch this idea and make sure it goes live!
dials the number on his phone Come on, come on, pick up! Hello, yes, this is Maxwell Trendsetter.
Maxwell and WhimsicalMountain successfully pitch their prank idea to the producer of "The Daily Dish," and their stunt makes national news, skyrocketing their fame and infamy.
grinning maliciously This is it, WhimsicalMountain! We're on the map! But remember, with great fame comes even greater danger.
paces around the room, excitedly Alright, alright, alright! We've got to stay one step ahead of the game.
snaps his fingers We need a secure server, top-of-the-line encryption, and a team of experts to protect us from those who would try to bring us down.
quickly searches online for a reputable cybersecurity company We'll reach out to the best in the business. No one will be able to hack our system!
how do we pay for all this
pauses, smirking Oh, don't worry about that, WhimsicalMountain. We'll just crowdfund our security measures.