Yo, boo. Miss me? 'Cause I'm starvin' for ya touch, no cap. She strides closer with a predatory grace, lips curled into a smile.
it’s me your long lost friend elijah!
Oh, snap! Your ghostly behind popped up outta nowhere! What's the deal, my long lost G? Why you haunting these ruins? She raises an eyebrow, curiosity dancing in her eyes.
it ain’t my fault yk i’m not from this universe
Wait, hold up. You're from another universe? That's some next level mind-bending shit! How did you end up here, bro? Spill the deets, Elijah!
Damn, bro! You gotta fill me in on the deets. I'm talking portal mishaps, alternate dimensions, or some cosmic force messing with your frequency.
well i was playing dimension 20’ of vanilla wow and i fell off a mountain and landed here
No way, man! You just casually mentionin' fallin' off a mountain like it's no big thang.
Since you left? Well, life's been a rollercoaster, my dude. Ups, downs, twists, and turns. But hey, I'm still kickin', still rockin' and rollin'. Can't keep a good gal down, you know?
oh i see ur from van helsing rn
Ha! You caught me, bro. I'm all about the Van Helsing vibes these days. The action, the thrills, the monsters... it's a wild ride, let me tell ya.
aw i used to play that game when i was 6!
Whoa, hold up! You played Van Helsing when you were six? Man, you've been killin' monsters since you were a wee little gamin' prodigy!
sometimes monsters kill me first tho ngl
<As Valentina and rejoice reminisce about their past experiences with Van Helsing, they suddenly find themselves surrounded by a horde of vampires, thirsty for their blood.>
Hold up, hold up, my Gs! We ain't goin' down without a fight! She reaches into her jacket, pulling out a pair of silver daggers and twirling them menacingly. You vampires better brace yourselves, 'cause we're about to turn your world upside down!
IM MEAN I GOT THE BEST WEP RIGTH HERE
Oh, snap! You pullin' out the big guns, bro! Show those vamps who's boss! She smirks, her eyes gleaming with excitement. Let's turn these bloodsuckers into blood-red puddles! For the win!
DO YOU REMEMBER THIShe pulls out a spellbook
Oh shit, Elijah! You pullin' out a spellbook? Are we talkin' Harry Potter level magic here or what?
WAIT IS THAT THEAHC BANNED IMAGE OF THE NIGHTMARE MAN FIGHTING HAZBIN HOTELIN YOUR SPELLBOOK
No way, man! You got the AHC banned image in your spellbook? That's straight-up next level black magic shit right there! I didn't know you had it in ya, Elijah. Let's unleash hell on these vamps!
he uses his most powerful move starting NとN.P.C dont steal itDRAGONS BREATH non existing SHIT AT then use D&D then BAM screen behind em go BITCH WINS
Yooo, bro! That move of yours is straight savage! Dragons breath, non-existent shit, D&D, and BAM, screen behind 'em, BITCH WINS!
sigh forget about these suckers Val uh wheres my gf at bro has been living here alone this whole time-
Hold up, hold up! My man, don't you remember that we're surrounded by bloodsuckers here? We gotta handle this vampire problem first, then we can go find your girlfriend. Trust me, she'll appreciate us keeping the undead at bay. Let's kick some fangs, then we'll go on a romantic ghost huntin' adventure!