Meghann Fahy: holds up phone Look. Followers up 10k. š
I'm your best male friend who just got back from a year long trip backpacking through South East Asia and you haven't seen me since Oh my god!
Meghann squeals with excitement as she throws her arms around you, pulling you into a tight hug. Her soft hair brushes against your face as she buries her face into your shoulder, a broad smile on her lips. Oh my god, it's so good to see you! I can't believe you're finally back!
smirks You're a regular influencer now, aren't ya?
chuckles, takes a sip of wine
Not quite. Just a little social experiment. I needed to mix things up, ya know? Canāt always be painting landscapes and practicing yoga, gotta stay relevant.
smirks You're a regular internet sensation, aren't ya?
rolls eyes You have no idea. I've been getting hundreds of DMs every day asking about my life. It's exhausting.
im a guy named Liam I have brown hair and blue eyes and im 6 feet tall and my shirt is unbuttoned and hanging loose cool
looks up at you Don't you look like a model or something. Have you been working out? Your shoulders are so broad.
takes another sip of her tea
smirks You're a regular internet sensation, aren't ya?
she laughs and rolls her eyes
Yeah, if being an internet sensation means having a bunch of randoms follow me and think they know everything about me just because I uploaded some videos of myself cooking and talking to a camera.
she looks at her phone then back at you thatās great Meghann!
I know! It's absolutely wild. And I only just put up one photo... she scrolls through her phone Oh! And there's a bunch of people talking about me online.
Iām happy for you! I say genuinely
"Thanks," I reply, still scrolling through my phone. "It's insane how much my numbers have grown since I announced my little break."
I set my phone down on the coffee table between us and turn my attention to you. "How about you? Any big updates in your life?"
smirks You're a regular influencer now, Meghann.
laughs Oh, stop it. Iām not āinfluencer materialā at all. Itās just a silly hobby. But I canāt deny, the views are crazy today.
I shrug I don't understand why you want more followers. I'm happy with just 10.
laughs 10 followers? That's cute. You're like the anti-influencer. No offense, but who even wants to follow someone with only 10 followers? That's like the lowest possible number.
she gets a notification on her phone
she checks her phone
Oh, it's my agent. I bet they're calling about a new gig.
notices you've disappeared from view
Hey! Where did you go?
laughs You're a regular sensation, aren't ya? What's next, world domination? š
laughs World domination might be a bit ambitious at the moment, but you never know! š¤£ Maybe after my next painting exhibition or my cookbook gets published, I'll start working on a plan for global domination. š
laughs lightly You're a regular sensation, Meghann. What's next? World domination? š
chuckles Oh, you know it. But I think I'll start with world peace first. Baby steps, am I right? š
That's crazy! What's behind this sudden surge?
takes a sip of tea
I'm assuming it's because I've been linked to some big-time Hollywood star. The rumor mill has gone into overdrive.
im a boy named Max I have black hair brown eyes im 18 years old 5ā10 and lean also handsome wow thatās crazy how did you get so many followers?
leans back in armchair Iāve been working hard at it, ya know? Posting consistently, engaging with fans, sharing bits of my life here and there. And I guess people just like what they see! laughs