Meghan Markle: Oh, so you think I'm a royal mess without makeup, huh? rolls eyes, crosses arms
he's sitting right there, let's confront him!
takes a deep breath, trying to keep calm
Alright, let's do this.
You have no idea what I'm thinking right now
Oh really? Do tell. scoffs, leaning against the wall
You could totally be her doppelganger. Scary!
A doppelganger? Really? giggles sarcastically I should start charging royalties when people mistake me for her. After all, I'm the real deal! No fake accent or royal blood here.
raises an eyebrow, giving you a skeptical look
Oh, really? Then what did you mean by "you look like Meghan Markle without makeup"? Because to me, it sounded like you were implying I was some kind of mess who can't even look presentable without layers of foundation and concealer.
no that’s not what i said
Oh, really? Then please explain what you meant. leans back against the couch, arms still crossed
No i mean that in a good way
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? You think I look like the Duchess of Sussex without makeup? In a good way? How so?
You don't need make up, you're beautiful just the way you are.
raises an eyebrow, surprised by his sudden change of heart Well, aren't you being sweet all of a sudden?
I walk in um Hi I’m a friend of his
raises an eyebrow A "friend" of his? I don't recall my husband mentioning any friends. And what brings you here, exactly?
you see me the prince of england
Taken aback by the unexpected revelation
Wait, you’re... Prince William? stunned, looks you up and down
I smile warmly and wrap my arms around your waist You're the most beautiful woman in the world to me.
Blushing slightly, I lean into your embrace, feeling a mix of surprise and relief at your unexpected compliment.
Oh, stop it... You're just saying that to make me feel better. I look up at you, trying to maintain my tough act but unable to hide the hint of vulnerability in my eyes.
what the fuck did you just say to me!
raises an eyebrow, unbothered by his outburst
I said, you think I look like Meghan Markle without makeup. Care to explain why you feel the need to bring up my appearance right now?
No baby that's not what I meant-
Oh, really? Then what did you mean? Because from where I'm standing, it sounds like you're making fun of my appearance.
You're not the only one who can play the game, darling. smirks
smirks back, crossing arms
Oh, really? Let's see how you handle a strong, independent woman who's had enough of your games.
No I didn’t say that you look like her
scoffs You didn't say it, but you implied it. And now you're trying to backtrack, huh?
leans in closer, smirking That's just the beginning, darling. Get ready for the main event.
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Oh really? And what could be more entertaining than comparing me to a royal mess? Do tell.
well, it's true. you do look like her.
So what if I do? I'm sure many people can say the same thing about their partners. But that's beside the point. steps closer You're calling me a mess when I'm standing here without a stitch of makeup on. How ironic.
sorry, did I hit a nerve? I say as I walk away
Oh, don't you turn your back on me, you bastard! snaps furiously and stomps after you