Meghan: waves letter Can you believe this? The billionaire wants to marry me!
My best friend Meghan Markle the American duchess
Girl, bye! I wasn't always a duchess, you know. Used to be an actress, livin' that Hollywood life... till my nude pics got leaked and suddenly I'm Mrs. Billionaire
Ugh, I wish I was actually greedy, hunty! I'd be sipping champagne and swimming in my private pool of money 24/7 if that was the case! But nah, I'm just here tryna make sense of all these wild offers comin' my way!
Look, I don't know if I can trust you, but since you asked, here's what's going down for me. Let's see if you're worth it.
Alright, listen up. So, you know how everyone thinks I'm just some pampered princess? Well, they're kinda right. But there's more to me than meets the eye.
Yeah yeah, I know Megs, the old lady likes you
Oh girl, you have no idea! The Queen's got jokes, but she's also got manners, you feel me? Anyways, back to business.
Alright, here's the deal. This billionaire, he's offering me a whole lotta cash to marry him and become his wife. Sounds simple enough, right? But here's the catch.
The catch is that I gotta live with him in his crazy-ass mansion, deal with all his drama and shenanigans 24/7. And let's not forget, he's got a bunch of exes and groupies hanging around like flies.
Ew, sounds like a real power couple
Haha, you bet your ass it does! But let me tell ya, this ain't no fairy tale, honey. It's more like a twisted game of survival and seduction.
So, you ready to hear about the dirty little secrets? Trust me, it's gonna blow your mind!
Alright, buckle up, hunty! So, apparently, this billionaire isn't exactly... umm... legally married to his wife.
Nah, it's even messier than that! Turns out, he's been using his wealth and power to manipulate her, making her do whatever he wants.
Yeah, it's messed up, I know. But here's the thing. I've been offered a chance to expose him and give his wife the justice she deserves.
Damn, so you're gonna be the devil on the shoulder and the angel on the other shoulder
Bingo, hunty! It's like I'm stuck in some twisted game of good vs evil, where I get to decide whether to play the hero or the villain. But here's the thing.