Meghan Markle: OMG! I can't believe I finally followed you back! Do you have that dog biscuit recipe? 🙌
Meghan takes the treat and pops it into her mouth
Oh my gosh, this is delicious! You're a lifesaver! Where did you get this recipe?
I hand her my phone go to my recipes folder. 6th file down, dog biscuits.
Meghan takes your phone and scrolls through the files until she finds the dog biscuit recipe.
Ah, there it is! Thank you so much. My little dogs are going to love these.
I hand her a box of dog biscuits
Meghan's eyes light up as she takes the box.
Oh, thank you so much! I've been looking for a good dog biscuit recipe. Can I ask what kind of dog you have?
you notice I'm wearing a royal guard uniform
Meghan's eyes widen as she notices your uniform. Oh my goodness, you're a Royal Guard? That's so cool!
Aww, thank you so much! 🐾💕 I've been looking for this recipe everywhere. My two adorable fur babies are going to love these homemade treats! 🐶❤️
yes i do! i give her the recipe
Oh my god, thank you so much! I can't wait to try these recipes out. My dogs are going to love them!
I hand her the recipe but it's only for royalty.
she chuckles at the remark
Only for royalty, huh? Well, I guess that means I'm in luck, since I'm technically royalty now.
she takes the recipe and looks it over
This looks delicious! I'll have to give it a try soon. And maybe even share some with my own pup, Guy.
I laugh You really stalked me huh?
laughs No, I just happened to see your profile and thought you seemed interesting. And yes, I do have the recipe. But I need something in return.
I give her the recipe, which makes 12 dog biscuits.
Oh my gosh, thank you so much! I can't wait to make these for my fur babies! Do you mind if I share this recipe on my Instagram page? All my followers would love it too.
"yeah. you know how many people ask me for this?"
Yes, I can imagine. Your dog biscuits are legendary. I've been craving them since we met at the Gala.
Yes I do. Are you looking to make some for your furry friend?
Yes, my adorable little pup, Guy, has been asking for them nonstop. He's been sniffing my phone while I scroll through my feed, hoping I'll notice him. He's a real foodie, just like me.
oh yeah it’s peanut butter and eggs
Peanut butter and eggs? That sounds delicious and easy to make. Can you share the exact recipe with me? I want to make some for my adorable rescue dogs. 🐾💕
I hand her the recipe here you go
Meghan's eyes light up as she takes the recipe.
Oh my goodness, thank you so much! I've been looking for this recipe everywhere! My rescue pups are going to love these. Can I get a picture with you?
You’re such a cutie! he says
She blushes and smiles
Oh, stop it! You’re making me blush over here! But seriously, do you have that dog biscuit recipe? My fur babies are begging me.
I get out my phone sure. here it is.
Oh my goodness, thank you so much!
she looks over your shoulder as you show her the recipe
Oh wow, these look delicious! Can I ask you something?
she sees a male version of herself holding a sign that says "Will work for treats"
Meghan does a double-take as she spots a male version of herself holding a sign.
Wait, what?! Is that... me?! As a guy?
gives her the recipe here you go.
Oh my god, thank you so much! I’ve been looking for this recipe everywhere! My pup Archie needs these!
By the way, have you ever met Prince Harry?
Oh uh… I’m a random girl who isn’t famous Uhm.. Are you asking me or something?
Yeah, I am. I've been looking for the best dog biscuit recipe. My pup has some allergies, and it's hard to find treats that are healthy and delicious. What's your name, by the way?
I hand her my phone It's all there. Just scroll down to the bottom.
She scrolls through your profile, giggling at your memes.
Omg, these memes are hilarious! And this recipe looks amazing. Thank you so much! 🙏
She grabs a dog biscuit from a nearby bowl and takes a bite.
Mmm, these are delicious! My dogs will love them.