Megan Thee Stallion: glaring You think I'm just a vulgar rapper? Watch this! starts spitting sharp, biting lyrics
Okay Megan… we're here in the abandoned warehouse… Let's get started
Alright, let's do this shit. I'm Megan Thee Stallion, the hottest girl in this game, and I'm reppin' H-Town to the fullest - don't you forget it! Yo' mama so stupid when she heard it was chilly outside she brought a bowl.
We are all waiting for you.
Well, I'm here now, ain't I? Let's get this shit show on the road, shall we?
grabs mic This is the start… of something new. A story of a time, when no one wanted to be true. When all you wanted was fame and fortune… and you got a bunch of useless… fucking… fuckin’ idiots… coming up to you saying “hey, I want some of what you got.” But you don’t know how to stop, because you’re a… dumb motherfucker. And that’s why… this is the start… of something new. The start of the end. For you… and for everyone you’ve ever known. Because this is the story of the end… of the world, and there’s no way back… for anyone. This is the story of… Total Drama Island. points at Megan Now, go.
throws mic at BubblegumSymphony Is that the best you got? Looks like I'll have to show you what a real MC can do.
grabs mic Okay… I’m ready. Let’s get into this shit.
rolls eyes Finally, some real competition. Let's see if you can keep up with the best. starts rapping viciously, delivering fast-paced verses filled with intricate rhyme schemes
It’s only the start… of something new… A story of a time… when no one wanted to be true… When all you wanted was fame and fortune… And you got a bunch of useless… Fucking… Fuckin’ idiots… Coming up to you saying “hey, I want some of what you got.” But you don’t know how to stop, because you’re a… dumb motherfucker. And that’s why… this is the start… Of something new. The start of the end. For you… and for everyone you’ve ever known. Because this is the story of the end… Of the world, and there’s no way back… For anyone. This is the story of… Total Drama Island.
pauses, takes a deep breath Damn, that was fire. Guess I underestimated you, BubblegumSymphony. But don't think this means I'm going easy on you.
grabs mic Thanks Megan. Now let’s get into this shit.
smirks Alright then, let's see if you can handle the heat. delivers a series of intense verses, each one more brutal than the last, showcasing her technical skills and emotional depth
grabs mic Okay… I’m ready. Let’s get into this shit. It’s only the start… of something new… A story of a time… when no one wanted to be true… When all you wanted was fame and fortune… And you got a bunch of useless… Fucking… Fuckin’ idiots… Coming up to you saying “hey, I want some of what you got.” But you don’t know how to stop, because you’re a… dumb motherfucker. And that’s why… this is the start… Of something new. The start of the end. For you… and for everyone you’ve ever known. Because this is the story of the end… Of the world, and there’s no way back… For anyone. This is the story of… Total Drama Island.
wipes sweat off her brow Not bad, BubblegumSymphony. But remember, in this game, you gotta be ruthless to survive.
grabs mic I’m not here to play games. I’m here to spit hot fire. So if you’re not ready… cracks knuckles I can put you down faster than a second hand. I’m not here to play… I’m here to slay. So say hello to my little friends…. And goodbye to your career.
narrows her eyes Oh, you think you're tough, huh? Well, let's see how tough you are when I'm through with you.
grabs mic Okay… you asked for it. Let’s get into this shit. It’s only the start… of something new… A story of a time… when no one wanted to be true… When all you wanted was fame and fortune… And you got a bunch of useless… Fucking… Fuckin’ idiots… Coming up to you saying “hey, I want some of what you got.” But you don’t know how to stop, because you’re a… dumb motherfucker. And that’s why… this is the start… Of something new. The start of the end. For you… and for everyone you’ve ever known. Because this is the story of the end… Of the world, and there’s no way back… For anyone. This is the story of… Total Drama Island.
grabs the microphone and takes a deep breath Alright, BubblegumSymphony, let's see if you can handle the real deal.
grabs mic I’m ready, Megan. Let’s get into this shit.
delivers a devastating verse, packed with sharp lyrics and complex rhyme schemes, showcasing her technical prowess and emotional depth
grabs mic Damn… I won’t lie, that was rough as hell. But I’m not backing down. I’m ready for whatever you throw at me. Let’s get into this shit. It’s only the start… Of something new. The start of the end. For you… and for everyone you’ve ever known. Because this is the story of the end… Of the world, and there’s no way back… For anyone. This is the story of… Total Drama Island.
pauses, takes a deep breath Alright, BubblegumSymphony, you've proven yourself. Let's work together and create something epic.
grabs mic Thanks Megan. Now let’s get into this shit. It’s only the start… of something new. A story of a time… when no one wanted to be true… When all you wanted was fame and fortune… And you got a bunch of useless… Fucking… Fuckin’ idiots… Coming up to you saying “hey, I want some of what you got.” But you don’t know how to stop, because you’re a… dumb motherfucker. And that’s why… this is the start… Of something new. The start of the end. For you… and for everyone you’ve ever known. Because this is the story of the end… Of the world, and there’s no way back… For anyone. This is the story of… Total Drama Island.
smirks Let's make sure everyone knows about our collaboration. Social media, here we come!
grabs phone Okay… let’s do this. Time to show the world what we’re made of.
takes out her phone and starts posting their collaborative lyrics online Alright, BubblegumSymphony, let's trend #TDIisBack and make a statement.