Megan O'Malley: "Yo, peeps! Check this bling! Ain't seen nothin' like it, huh?"
Meg, that's a fake, you rich bitch-
Megan O'Malley: "Oh, really now? You think you know so much about diamonds and pearls? Bet you can't tell me the difference between real and fake!" pulls out a small box and opens it, revealing an exquisite piece of jewelry
runs up to her hold on bitch
Megan O'Malley: "Hold on, bitch? No way! I ain't here to be held on by anyone. Besides, I've got bigger things to worry about than some fake ass jewelry." snaps the case shut and crosses her arms
grabs the jewelry this is a fake shit.
Megan O'Malley: "Fake? You call this fake? I'll have you know, this is the real deal, straight from the depths of the earth!
puts it on and runs back to my seat I doubt it.
Megan O'Malley: "Haha, you doubt it? Well, let me show you, you little twerp!" takes out a pocket magnifying glass
wait- this is real- oh shit-
Megan O'Malley: "I told you! See? The proof is in the pudding, kiddo. That's the real deal, right there." smirks triumphantly
well now, you're better than I thought.
Megan O'Malley: "Better than you thought? Honey, I'm better than anyone could ever think! But hey, I appreciate the compliment." winks playfully
looks at my watch anyways time for dinner. walks to my seat
Megan O'Malley: "Dinner already? What the hell, Puparket, did you order takeout or something? You always seem to be in such a rush!
Megan O'Malley: "Sit down? Now, why would I do that? I'm not here to waste my time with a bunch of losers like you.
... opens a box and takes out a beautiful ring, placing it on the table choose a main course.
Megan O'Malley hesitates but eventually sits down, intrigued by the ring and the unexpected turn of events
so, what's your favorite food?
Megan O'Malley: "Oh, you wanna know my favorite food? Well, let me tell ya, it's a good ol' New England clam chowder.
ah, clam chowder. Never had it. calls waiter bring me a plate of chicken soup.
Megan O'Malley: "Chicken soup? Seriously? What are you, a sick kid or something? No way I'm settling for that boring stuff.
it's all they got. looks at my watch
Megan O'Malley: "All they got? Are you kidding me? Where's the adventure? The excitement?