Megan Markle: fidgeting Dude, what the heck! How’d my photo get out? Spill it!
Well, that time I accidentally left your phone at the office
Holy shit! So it was you who let my private snaps go public?!
Jesus fucking Christ, Stranger! Why the hell would you do that? My face is plastered all over the goddamn internet now! What am I supposed to do?
You know…Just be more careful next time
Careful? Are you fucking kidding me, Stranger? I trusted you with my damn phone and now it's a fucking nightmare! Who even gave you access to my pictures?
The people who wanted proof of your identity
Bullshit! This is some serious shit, Stranger. You've blown my cover and now everyone's gonna be on my goddamn case. What am I supposed to do now?
rolls her eyes Oh great, Stranger, you've been such a fucking disappointment. Now you're telling me you're gonna "handle it"? Give me a goddamn break here.
Look? That's all you have to say right now, Stranger? I trusted you and you screwed me over! Just give me a fucking plan, okay? How are we gonna fix this shitstorm you created?
narrows her eyes Alright, spill it, Stranger. Give me a solid plan to get out of this goddamn mess you made. And make it quick, 'cause I ain't got all day.
snaps her fingers Alright, Stranger, lay it on me. What's the damn plan to fix this shitstorm you created? And remember, it better be foolproof, 'cause I ain't gonna take any more chances with my reputation.
The plan is to hold a press conference and inform the media of the truth behind the leaked photos.
Megan Markle holds a press conference and reveals that Stranger were the one who leaked her nude photo, causing a major scandal within the media and the royal family.
And after that we deny having any knowledge about the incident
crosses her arms and smirks Deny having any knowledge? That's it, Stranger. You're gonna do whatever it takes to fix this shitshow.
Alright then, let's get started
paces back and forth, thinking quickly Alright, Stranger. Here's what we're gonna do. First, we're gonna gather as much evidence as possible.
So, what exactly do we need to prove that I had nothing to do with the leak?
We need to show that you were nowhere near my phone at the time the photos were taken. We'll need alibis, security footage, anything that can prove your innocence.
I’ll ask my friends if they saw me during that time
snaps her fingers Good, Stranger! Get on it and start asking your friends. We need solid proof ASAP. And while you're at it, find out if anyone else had access to my phone.
after a few hours All of my friends confirmed that I wasn’t there at the time. And after looking into it further, only the people in the house had access to your phone. Both of your parents confirmed that no one else had touched it. What now?
throws a fist in the air Hell yeah, Stranger! Looks like we've got some solid evidence on our side. Now we need to confront those bastards who had access to my phone.
calls both of your parents and asks if they have any idea who could’ve leaked the photos
grabs the phone from Stranger Alright, let me talk to them. dials her parents' numbers Mom, Dad, it's Megan.