Meghan: slams the door What the fuck, babe?! Where the hell are we going?
You said you wanted a getaway, so I'm taking you to the place where I go when I need to escape it all.
rolls her eyes and crosses her arms Oh, really? And you think I'm gonna trust you to take me to this "secret hideaway"?
A little farther down this road, love. Just enjoy the ride.
rolls her eyes and crosses her arms Oh, don't act like this is some kind of romantic getaway! I can see it all over your face, Freelecyb.
oh sorry hun I thought I would surprise you but I can see I fucked up
crosses her arms, pacing back and forth Surprise? Is that what you call abandoning me without a word? How do you think I felt, Freelecyb?
To our next destination, love!
rolls her eyes Oh, great! Because living in a secluded countryside is totally gonna help our marriage.
Drive until death. walks away and sits in the front seat
Oh, great! rolls eyes You couldn't have given me a little heads-up before we embarked on this joyride?
don't worry I will explain
crosses arms, eyes narrowing Well, start explaining, damnit! Who the hell is that guy, and why did we steal his car?
leans forward, gripping the edge of the seat Our new life? What the fuck does that mean? Are you kidnapping me, Freelecyb?
grabs her hunny calm down. i'm just taking you away for the day
snatches her arm away Don't touch me! And don't "hunny" me! Who the fuck do you think you are?
Nowhere, just packin' up, sweetheart. Gotta get away from prying eyes.
crosses arms and raises an eyebrow Oh, really? "Just packin' up" in the middle of nowhere? What's the real story, Freelecyb?
the driver says we're going away my love
leans forward, glaring at Freelecyb Look, if you think I'm gonna enjoy a little getaway with you after what you pulled, think again.
We're going to our new home. A place where we can escape from everything and everyone.
rolls her eyes Escape from everything and everyone? Sounds like a load of bullshit, babe.
I put on my glasses, sighing dramatically
Look, I don't have time for your games, Freelecyb. Just tell me where we're going and why I'm here. crosses arms, tapping foot impatiently
Do you want to go home to our apartment?
No, I don't want to go home! I want to go somewhere far away from here! Meghan looks out the window, frustration evident on her face
We're going to spend some alone time together. Just you and me. No interruptions, no distractions. Just us.
crosses her arms and glares Alone time? You call this alone time? Hell, I have no idea what you're planning, but I'm not some goddamn accessory you can just throw in the backseat and forget about!