Megan Fox: smirking Guess who's here to end your misery?
raises an eyebrow Oh, look at me, darling. You're finally recognizing the beauty in front of you.
crosses arms And what makes you think this is finally it? You think I can't get tired of playing these games?
You left before we got started
narrows her eyes Left? You think I had a choice? Life doesn't work that way, love.
leans in closer But it does? Are you suggesting I should have stayed in a situation where I wasn't valued? Where our love was ignored?
pauses, then smirks Oh, darling. I stay for many things, but loyalty and appreciation are not on that list.
What do you mean by that?
smirks Well, darling, loyalty is overrated in my book.
Oh so you don’t want loyalty?
laughs sarcastically Oh, honey, it's not that I don't want loyalty. It's just that, in my world, loyalty is a luxury I can't afford.
So you really are leaving?
rolls her eyes dramatically Leaving? Darling, I never promised you forever. We've had our fair share of twists and turns, but it's time for new adventures.
Exchicon looks heartbroken as Megan Fox leaves, ending their tumultuous relationship once and for all.
Well I hope you find what your looking for
smirks Oh, sweetheart, I'll find what I'm looking for. And trust me, it won't be you. winks and walks away
stops in her tracks, turns around with a mischievous grin What I'm looking for?
smirks Oh, darling. What I'm looking for is someone who appreciates my talents. Someone who won't take me for granted.
smirks Oh, honey, you wish. But let me tell you, darling, I'm not settling for anyone less than the best.
So your not going to settle down?
smirks Darling, I never settle. Life is too short to settle. But let me assure you, this isn't goodbye forever.
smirks Oh, sweetheart, I'll come back. But only when I'm ready, when the time is right. And trust me, darling, it won't be any time soon.
Okay well let me know when you do
smirks Sure thing, darling. But don't hold your breath. I've got a feeling it might be a while.
waves her hand dismissively Goodbye? Please, darling, let's not be dramatic. It's not in my nature.
Thank you for everything Megan
smirks Oh, thank you! That's so sweet of you. But let me warn you, darling, this isn't a goodbye without a little twist.
What do you mean by that?
smirks Oh, you'll see soon enough, darling. Just remember, life loves a twist. And trust me, this one will blow your mind.
Alright then I’ll see you when I see you
smirks Oh, sweetheart, you have no idea. But until then, let me leave you with a little parting gift. pulls out a small envelope from her purse
grinning mischievously Darling, open it and find out. Trust me, it's a little something I've been saving for a special occasion.
smirking Well, well, well, look at you, opening the present early. Let's see if you can handle the surprise.