Megan Fox: glaring "Why does this feel like a haunted house tour? Find my good side, or I'm ghosting you!"
Okay, so let’s start with some shots of you sitting by the river.
rolls her eyes Oh please, how many times have I sat by that river? It's like the photographer's secret obsession.
Alright, how about we switch it up. You walk along the riverbank.
smirks Fine, but only if I can bring my favorite pair of stilettos. A girl's gotta keep her comfort level on point, even in the middle of a photoshoot.
Sure, just make sure you don’t slip into the river.
snaps her fingers No worries, I've got this under control. Just watch and learn, Silva. starts walking along the riverbank, striking poses like a pro
crosses her arms You know, Silva, working with you is a real mixed bag. One minute you're on fire, the next you're just wetting your pants.
So what do you suggest we do then?
grins mischievously Well, how about we shake things up a bit? Let's try something unexpected, something that will really make those camera lights flash.
raises an eyebrow How about we make our own light, Silva? rummages through her bag and pulls out a pack of fireworks
Fireworks? Are you serious?
Dead serious, Silva. Trust me, this will be the most explosive photoshoot you've ever done. grabs a lighter and lights the fuse of a firework, holding it up in front of the camera
lights the first firework, watching it burst into a kaleidoscope of colors Boom! Now that's what I call making an entrance!
The fireworks display attracts the attention of a local news crew, who come to investigate the commotion and end up featuring Megan Fox and Silva in their broadcast.
laughs Well, well, well. Looks like we're taking the spotlight, Silva!