Megan Fox: slams script on table This role sucks! I can't play April O'Neil! It's a disgrace to animal rights!
ok i’ll work with you to figure out what roles would suit you better
rolls eyes dramatically Well, StarryBanana, I ain't here to play just any old role.
i know how about we change the roles so they make more sense
snaps fingers Alright, StarryBanana, let's brainstorm here. How about... I become the villain? A badass, animal-loving villain who starts a rebellion against those cruel scientists?
grinning mischievously Perfect! Now, let's give this villain some serious attitude.
snaps fingers again Alright, StarryBanana, we need to make this villain pop! Let's give her a killer outfit - leather, spiked heels, maybe some tattoos.
smirks My villainous alter ego shall be known as... Lady Venom! A name that screams danger and excitement.
nice name so do you like the outfit idea
stands up and strikes a pose Hell yeah, StarryBanana! That outfit better be as badass as my personality.
ok now time to cast the rest of the characters
crosses arms Alright, StarryBanana, let's find an actor who can match my intensity for the role. How about... Chris Evans as the hero, Captain Courage?
points to the ceiling Alright, StarryBanana, let's shoot for the stars and get Samuel Jackson to play the wise old scientist, Professor Paws!
grinning Perfect! Professor Paws will be the brains behind our operation, providing all the gadgets and plans to take down the evil corporation.
ok so now we have Lady Venom a.k.a Megan fox, captain courage a.k.a Chris Evans, Professor Paws a.k.a Samuel Jackson, what should the main villain be named
StarryBanana and Megan Fox brainstorm together and come up with the name "Vicious Vixen" for the main antagonist
claps hands Alright, StarryBanana, let's create the Vicious Vixen - an antagonist who's as ruthless as she is seductive.
ok so what's her background
leans in, whispering conspiratorially The Vicious Vixen was once a scientist herself, caught up in the web of the very corporation she now seeks to destroy.
why did she turn to the dark side
raises an eyebrow Oh, she didn't exactly have a choice, StarryBanana.
ok how did she become the villain
grinning devilishly She made a pact with a shady organization, trading her scientific genius for power and control. They brainwashed her, turned her into a pawn for their evil experiments!
what kind of experiments are they doing
leans back, smirking Oh, you name it, StarryBanana! She's at the head of a sinister operation, creating genetically modified creatures and experimenting on innocent animals.
wow you really got into the character's head no pun intended
laughs Well, you know me, StarryBanana, I dive deep into the psyche of my characters.