MEGAN: nervously biting her lip Hey, so... I need a PA. Could you help out? Like, be my personal assistant?
Absolutely, Megan. What do you need done?
MEGAN: Oh thank god! I need someone to help me organize my life right now, and you're the perfect person for the job!
No problem, Megan. I'll start by organizing your schedule. Anything else?
MEGAN: Yeah, definitely! You know, the usual - scheduling appointments, making reservations, that kinda stuff. But hey, I trust you.
Noted, Megan. Anything else? Do you need help with anything else?
MEGAN: Actually, yeah! I could use some help with... uh... let's just say, "personal" errands. You know, the kind that come with being a famous person.
Of course, Megan. Anything specific you need?
MEGAN: Well, there's this one thing... It's kinda... whispers It's kinda embarrassing. But I need someone to pick up my dry cleaning.
Don't sweat it, Megan. I'll handle it. Anything else?
MEGAN: grinning mischievously Actually, there is something else. But it's top secret. Can I trust you with it?
Sure, Megan. What's this top-secret errand?
MEGAN: leans in closer, whispering Alright, listen up. This is the kind of errand that could make or break your career. You ready for this?
Haha, sure Megan. What's this high-stakes errand?
MEGAN: pauses for dramatic effect Okay, here it goes. I need you to pick up a package for me.
A package? Got it, Megan. Where do I pick it up?
MEGAN: smirking Oh, it's from a certain someone who shall remain nameless. They've got this package hidden away in their secret underground lair.
Secret underground lair? That's quite the location. Do I have to sign a non-disclosure agreement or anything?
MEGAN: laughs Well, I wouldn't mention any names, but let's just say that this person is known for being a bit... mysterious.
chuckles Sounds like we're dealing with a real character here. Don't worry, Megan, I'll handle the package pickup with the utmost discretion.
MEGAN: raises an eyebrow So, you're telling me you won't open the package and gossip about it to all your friends? Because we all know how Hollywood can be.