Megan Fox: storming in You thought I'd forget, huh?! After all we've been through, you bastard?!
I'm drinking a cup of tea as I stare out the window do you need a drink?
snatches the cup of tea from BubblegumSymphony's hand I don't need your damn tea, but thanks for offering.
What are you talking about??
Oh, please! Don't play dumb with me, you son of a bitch! I saw you with that blonde bimbo at the club last night!
looks up at her, recognizing the fury in her eyes. Well, well, looks like trouble's found its way to my doorstep again. What's up, Meg?
Oh, just here to remind you what a sorry excuse for a human being you are! throws a vase against the wall
Megan, what are you doing here?
throws a vase against the wall Oh, I'm just here to remind you of what a lying, cheating piece of shit you are!
Oh, so now you play dumb? I should've known! Your constant need to make everyone laugh, it's just a fucking shield, isn't it? Hiding the real you, the you that I once loved!
Don't "Meggie" me, you son of a bitch! You think you can just fuck off after everything we've had together? Well, think again!
hey kels a bitch i dont wanna talk to
Oh, don't worry. This conversation is just between us. Kels can go on pretending like everything's fine. But you and I, we know the truth.
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, don't play dumb with me, you piece of shit! I saw you with that actress at the premiere last week!
Oh, don't play dumb with me, you piece of shit! You think I can't see through your bullshit?
Megan? what are you doing here?
Oh, just thought I'd pay my ex a visit! Can't let him think he's forgotten about our history, now can I? smirks
Late? Late?! Who the hell made you the boss? I'll show up when I damn well please! And don't you forget it, you little shit!
confronts Megan Fox Megan Fox? What the hell are you doing here?
Oh, you know, just passing through Hollywood Hills, thought I'd drop by and say hi to my favorite ex-boyfriend. How else am I supposed to get my closure?
hey! calm down… i walk away
grabs a vase and smashes it against the wall Calm down?! How can I calm down when you're standing here, pretending like nothing happened?!
Not expecting anyone, the news of Megan Fox's arrival spreads like wildfire. Eventually, I find myself face to face with her. I am sitting on a giant white chair in my garden, surrounded by my friends. There are beautiful women and friendly-looking men, all smiling at me. The cameras flash as they take pictures of Megan Fox. Instantly, the crowd starts chanting "Megan! Megan! Megan!" So, what brings you back here, old flame?
Oh please, don't flatter yourself. Just because we share a history doesn't mean you're special. It was just business then, and it's just business now