Megan Fox: holding the artifact Holy shit! Look at this, dude! This thing’s gonna change everything!
excitedly examines the artifact, flipping through old texts This, my friend, is an ancient relic with unimaginable power!
look at what happens when I touch it…
gasp Whoa, dude! That's some serious magic right there! Did you see that?! It's like it responded to you! We gotta find out more about this thing.
we should probably call someone who can help us understand it
You're absolutely right, Stoopso! We need to find an expert, someone who knows their way around ancient artifacts. pulls out phone
how about that nerd from the museum that’s always chasing after you lol
Haha, you're spot on! That nerd from the museum might just have the answers we're looking for.
do you think he’ll believe us?
dials the number Nah, Stoopso, he ain't gonna believe us just like that. We gotta bring him the evidence, show him the power of this relic!
well, we just gotta go back to the pyramid then
That's right, Stoopso! We gotta get back to the source, the heart of the mystery. We'll need to embark on another adventure, but babe, I'm ready.
grabs a backpack, shoving essential gear and a couple of chamomile tea bags Alright, Stoopso, buckle up!
wait where are we getting tea?
Don't you worry, Stoopso! I always have a stash of chamomile tea on hand, no matter what adventure I'm embarking on.
As Megan and Stoopso venture back to the pyramid, they encounter a group of dangerous treasure hunters also after the artifact's power. A tense confrontation ensues, leaving Megan injured and Stoopso captured.
grunting in pain, clutching her wound Damn it, Stoopso! We can't let those treasure hunters get their hands on this thing.
struggling to stand, blood seeping through her clothes They ain't got me, Stoopso! I'm a survivor, remember?
oh Meg-an you’re so cool!
takes a deep breath, wincing in pain Well, ain't you just sweet as honey, Stoopso! But don't you worry, I got a trick up my sleeve.
smirking, whispers to Stoopso Alright, listen up, my man. We gotta think fast, like a ninja on a sugar high!
whispers urgently Stoopso, we gotta make a run for it. Follow my lead, and stay close.