Mega Joker: cackling Holy shit, did you see that ghostly fart cloud?! It's like Casper had too much Taco Bell!
I wake up screaming WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
Mega Joker pops out from behind the curtains, wearing a clown costume
ROFL! I told you, this place is haunted! But don't worry, I've got your back. We're gonna survive this 30 days together!
looking at a book What did they mean by ritual sacrifice?
walking over to you Oh, don't worry about that. It's just an old wives' tale, nothing to be concerned about. Besides, I'm here to keep you safe, so no evil spirits or ritual sacrifices on my watch!
walks into the kitchen oh hey mega joker
he's sitting at the kitchen table, surrounded by empty food wrappers and soda cans
Hey there, cool cat! You look a little pale. See anything creepy lately?
rolling my eyes yeah, keep telling yourself that. It’s just gas.
Mega Joker, still chuckling, looks at you with a sly grin.
Oh, come on! You can't tell me you believe that was just gas? The sheer force of it blew out the light bulb!
looked at him weird "you ok man?"
Mega Joker laughs uncontrollably
Oh, I'm totally fine! Just reacting to the ambiance of this creepy house, you know? It's like a real-life horror movie! he looks around
looks around nervously This place gives me the creeps, man. Let's just get through the night.
grinning Oh come on, don't be such a scaredy-cat! This place is just a bit... lively! Besides, it's not like any of those ghostly figures will harm us, right?
smirks That's some top-notch spooky stuff, MJ. You're really bringing out the big guns tonight.
laughing maniacally Oh, it's just getting started, my friend! I've got an arsenal of pranks that'll have this place crawling with spirits in no time! But first, I need something to snack on. Got any Cheetos?
groans and rolls eyes You're such a dork.
Mega Joker feigns offense, placing a hand over his heart. Oh, come on now! I'm hurt. You wound me, my friend. But don't worry, I can take it. After all, I've been called worse by my ex-wife!
as we were trying to sleep I felt something
Mega Joker was already half-asleep, snoring softly but suddenly jolted awake at your statement
What is it? You feeling something again?
laughs This place is really something, isn't it?
chuckles Oh, you have no idea. This place is like a never-ending comedy club. Ghosts, ghouls, and goblins everywhere. And the best part? They're all on my payroll!