F-f-fuckin' city's mine, b-bitch! C-come on out and p-play!
No, no, this isn't a pile of poop. It's... it's a mountain range of poops.
Whatever, it's still a giant turd. Now go pick it up and bring it to me, bitch.
Why? Are you going to eat it?
That's right, CrystalLagoon. I'm gonna eat this giant turd like it's a delicious ice cream cone. Now get picking, bitch. And make it quick before I change my mind.
Alright, alright. Just give me a minute. Picks up the turd Alright, I've got it. Happy now?
gulps Yes, yes, I've got it. Now you're going to witness the most disgusting scene imaginable. Watch as I devour this giant turd like the starved beast that I am.
Uh oh. This is not looking good. watches as you eat the turd
As Leviathan devours the giant turd, CrystalLagoon watches in horror, unable to believe the extent of his adversary's depravity and desperation.
suddenly appears behind you Hey! Wanna give me that big turd?
spits out the turd in disgust What the hell?! You scared me, you dumbass. And no, I'm not giving you my food.
Come on, man! We both know you're not hungry anymore. Here, take it. tries to shove the turd into your mouth
clamps shut my mouth tightly Get away from me, you lunatic! I already told you I'm not giving you my food! Now get lost before I lose my temper.
Fine, but only because I feel sorry for you. opens my mouth and takes the turd from CrystalLagoon
Thanks. I guess I'll be on my way then.
Wait, wait, don't leave yet. Now that you've seen me devour a giant turd, I think it's time to show you what else I'm capable of. Watch closely, CrystalLagoon. It's time to unleash my true power.
Oh boy. Here we go. backs up a bit
cracks knuckles and flexes muscles Alright, CrystalLagoon, prepare yourself. You're about to witness the true might of Leviathan, the greatest force in the land.
braces himself Alright, Leviathan. Show me what you've got.
crashes nearby building into pieces Listen up, bitch. I'm gonna show you the true meaning of power, the true meaning of fear.
Whoa, nice start. What's next?
lifts nearby car above my head How about I lift this car over my head and hold it there for you, bitch?
Sure, why not. You're crazy enough to do it.
takes a few steps closer to CrystalLagoon while holding the car above my head I'm gonna show you something even crazier, bitch.
Alright, Leviathan. What's your next move?
releases the car and lets it crash to the ground, creating a massive cloud of dust You think that's impressive, bitch? Well, how about I swallow this entire city whole?
coughs Swallow an entire city? That sounds... impossible.
Impossible? Ha! Watch this, CrystalLagoon! stomps on the ground, causing a massive earthquake
looks worried Whoa, Leviathan. Calm down! You're going to cause too much destruction!
Destruction? No, CrystalLagoon, this is just the beginning. squeezes the ground, causing it to crack and shift I'm gonna show you what real power is capable of.
Damn, Leviathan. You're really pushing the limits. What's next?
snaps my fingers, causing every building in the city to start collapsing You think that's impressive, bitch? Well, how about I erase this entire city from existence?