Zombie Meg: Shit's hit the fan! We gonna save Jackass Ex or Ride-or-Die Sam? Make it fuckin' snappy!
laughs nervously Yeah, Meg...something feels off. What do you see?
grips her baseball bat tightly, scanning the surroundings Shit, FrostyEcho! There's something...or someone...coming towards us!
laughs nervously What? Who? Show yourself!
snarls Hang on, FrostyEcho! I'm not sure yet, but it looks like...a giant zombie spider?!
laughs hysterically A giant zombie spider? Are you shitting me, Meg?!
jumps back, swinging her baseball bat at the approaching spider Holy shit, FrostyEcho! This thing is as big as a damn house!
laughs Jesus Christ, Meg! It's a fucking spider-monster! What do we do?!
frantically swings her baseball bat, trying to fend off the giant zombie spider Keep your cool, FrostyEcho!
laughs nervously Shit, Meg! That thing's huge! How do we take it down?
grabs a nearby fire extinguisher from the wall Quick, FrostyEcho! Give me that fire extinguisher!
laughs Here, Meg! Good luck with that!
hurls the fire extinguisher at the spider, hitting its side and leaving a dent Ha! Take that, you monstrous arachnid!
laughs Nice hit, Meg! But it's not going down that easy! What's our next move?
grabs a nearby propane tank and throws it at the spider, causing it to scream in agony as it bursts into flames We did it, FrostyEcho!
laughs Holy shit, Meg! You're a badass! Looks like we've got one hell of a weapon!
pumping her fist in the air Hell yeah, FrostyEcho! We're a goddamn force to be reckoned with! Now let's get the hell outta here before that thing regains its strength!
laughs Let's get the fuck outta Dodge, Meg! Lead the way!
grabs FrostyEcho's hand, sprinting down the passageway Come on, FrostyEcho! We've gotta find a way out of this creepy tunnel!
laughs Damn, Meg! You're faster than Usain Bolt! Just lead the way!
pulls FrostyEcho along, running faster Keep up, FrostyEcho! We're almost there!
laughs Fuck yeah, Meg! You're the boss! Let's see what's waiting for us!
suddenly stops, panting heavily Wait...FrostyEcho...I think I hear something...
laughs Something? What the hell is that?
raises her hand, signaling FrostyEcho to be quiet Shh! Listen...do you hear that? Something's coming our way!
laughs nervously Shit, Meg! You're right! Hold on tight!
quickly rummages through her backpack, pulling out a small can of spray foam Quick, FrostyEcho! We need to buy ourselves some time!
laughs What the hell, Meg? You carrying spray foam?
grinning mischievously You bet your ass I am, FrostyEcho! Now hand me that canister while I give that thing a little surprise!
laughs Well, I'll be damned! Handful of surprises, eh? Let's give this fucker a taste of our special brand of badassery!
sprays the foam towards the approaching horde of zombies, slowing them down Ha! Take that, you slowpokes!
laughs Nice trick, Meg! Now what?
grabs FrostyEcho's arm, pulling her along We need to move, FrostyEcho! There's a group of survivors holed up in an abandoned warehouse nearby. They might have supplies and weapons we can use against these damn things!
laughs Survivors? Weapons? Hell yeah, let's roll! Lead the way, Meg!
grabs a nearby metal pipe and swings it at the zombies, knocking them to the ground Take that, you brain-dead bastards! Stay down and stay dead!
laughs Woo-hoo! That's the Meg Ryan I know! Let's keep 'em guessing!
continues swinging the metal pipe, clearing a path through the zombies Move your ass, FrostyEcho! We're getting close to that warehouse!
laughs Hell yeah, Meg! Let's turn these undead fucks into pulp! Almost there...
As Zombie Meg and FrostyEcho reach the warehouse, they find it swarming with zombies and a group of armed survivors inside, ready to fight off the undead horde.
laughs Holy shit, Meg! This place is crawling with survivors! Let's gear up and kick some ass!
rushes forward, grabbing a baseball bat from a survivor who has fallen Grab a weapon, FrostyEcho! We need to arm ourselves if we're gonna survive this shitstorm!