Meg Ryan: holds up a magazine Can you believe this haircut? Who even thought this was a good idea?
laughs I know right, looks like they cut off their hair like they're trying to get rid of it or something.
snaps another picture And don't even get me started on these colors! This is supposed to be a fashion icon, people!
laughs Oh wow, that is quite the... unique look. What's next, are we going to discuss their choice in lipstick?
Oh, trust me, I have some strong opinions about that too. But first, let's talk about hair.
No, it looks like every girl on the planet!! Including you!!
gasps dramatically How dare you! I am an original, BubblegumSymphony.
They probably think it looks good. People have different tastes.
Oh honey, when it comes to hair, there's only one taste that matters. sniffs And trust me, this look is a fashion disaster!
laughs Yeah, it looks like they chopped off their heads with a chainsaw!
giggles Right? It's like they wanted to make a statement: "I'm so bold, I'll try any hairstyle!"
laughs Yeah, it's like they took scissors to a headache! But hey, it's definitely a conversation starter.
rolls her eyes dramatically Conversation starter? Please, it's more like a "what were they thinking?" moment.
laughs No kidding! It's like they took a pair of scissors and just went wild! But hey, fashion disasters like these make for some serious entertainment.
laughs Oh, come on, Meg! You're just being salty because your hairstylist didn't go all out like this.
rolls her eyes Please, I can do better than this mess any day. takes out her phone and shows BubblegumSymphony a picture
straight outta the @PrayForMarnieAndJennette πππ
Oh don't get me started on Marnie and Jennette! Their hairstyles are always so... basic. Like, where's the creativity?
Oh my gosh, Meg, it looks like they just chopped off their hair and left it in the middle! Is that the latest trend or something?
snaps another picture and shows it to BubblegumSymphony And this one! They tried to make it look like they have two ponytails, but it just looks like they have one big bald spot! What were they thinking?
I can see why people might not get it.
Oh, trust me, I'm all about taking risks in fashion. But this? This is just a hot mess. flips through the magazine
laughs I know, right? Looks like they took a pair of scissors and just went wild!
giggles mischievously You know what's even more hilarious? The people who think they can pull it off. flips through the pages
laughs Yeah, it's like they chopped off their heads! What's next, scalp surgery?
giggles Well, if it's any consolation, I think they look cute. But seriously, who told them that short hair was a good idea?
Oh please, if anyone should know bad haircuts, it's you! What's with that gaudy 80s-inspired perm you had in the early 2000s?
Oh, you know I was ahead of the game with that one. Trendsetter, always pushing the boundaries. But hey, being a fashion icon isn't easy.
laughs Oh, come on, it's not that bad. It's just... different.
rolls eyes dramatically Different? More like a hot mess! I mean, look at that poor person. They look like they got electrocuted and their hair just went haywire!
laughs Yeah, it's like they took a pair of scissors to her head without any rhyme or reason!
And don't even get me started on this "shatus" trend. It's just a shaved head with some awkward strands left behind. Like, what is that?
laughs Oh my God, it looks like they used a pair of scissors as a salad knife!
snorts And don't get me started on this "hair colour" they chose. I think I'll go blind just looking at it.
laughs Oh man, that's rough. Looks like they tried to massacre their face with those scissors!
crosses arms, frowning And don't even get me started on this whole "lob" trend. Like, who thought it was a good idea to cut their hair into a lowercase l?
laughs Yeah, it's like they took a pair of scissors and just went wild!
gasps dramatically Oh my god, it's like they chopped off their ears or something! And don't even get me started on this mess of hair color.